AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Omf TMI but I just farted really loud and my guinea pigs all stopped what they were doing and stared at me. Funniest shlit ever.
.....Okay well besides that I woke up early so I may have time to write all dis, so I shall start writing.
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My pussy jumped on my bed this morning with a note from Gee. How the hell did he get my cat...
I opened it up and saw his n00ds. This was the best day ever. I shoved the picture under my eyelids so he's the first thing I see before I fall asleep, or when I blink.
The picture slipped inside where my brain was. I shat all over myself. It smelled like bean burritos. Wait, it WAS a burrito! My Chipotle finally came out, but at the wrong time.
I called the only expert I know, Mikey Way. Idk how I've known him for so long without knowing Gee.
The phone was liek," yo listen 2 tgese funkie beatsies boop boop boop" and started oozing a weird liquid, playing Booty Man.
The liquid turned solid and stood up. It was Mikey.
"um how d-"
"a gud magician nevr tells his secret"
"thats not magic theres somtin wrong wit u an its tragic"
"tragician"
"no"
his butt went from perky pancakes, to fapjacks.
"ok so I need u 2 get tgis n00d out of my head, literlly"
"k all I hav 2 do is ear fuk u"
He stuck his long D in my ear. How is this even pleasing to some people???
The D turned into a mini crane and grabbed the pic. He pulled out and tada.
"omg Mikey stap pls" he started squeezing my chest.
"sûck mÿ äss"
so I did. it was gross and harry. Harry Styles was his ass. hOW THE FUCK IS HARRY STYLES SOMEONES ASS?!
when it was over I was hapy. I dnt like his D, it's rlly ew. too many veins and waY 2 much hair.
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AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Um this was really bad. Sorry. Vote and comment, if you want ;-;
Oh and does anyone know why Wattpad changed the font on me all of a sudden? I don't like it. I can't do anythING
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Bootylicious G
FanficOkay so I was on ProAna Chat and some douche called MCR shitty so I had an idea to make a shitty fanfic so yeah enjoy. *********** G wants Frankie's D but he doesn't want anymore STD's...fucking unicorns that D will be his.
