Bootylicious G

CHAPTER 1: The D

I walked out my mom's flaccid penis-shaped car and kissed Justin Timberlake's cheek. Justin Timberlake is my mom.

"dont eat too much dick today k?" he said to the tune of I'm bringin sexay back.

"fuk u mom"

"..."

"Jk u r in my wet dreamz"

He farted with his asscheeks on my face cheeks and drove away. My mom is hawt.

I swayed my hips while I applied eyeliner in my Hello Kitty lip gloss cellphone mirror. I was the only one who had one, and I knew they were jelly.

I felt a breeze on my bleached ass hair as a really smexy new kid walked by. His ass was like two perfect melons, hair color like my pubes, bright red. I should probably check that out.

"r u a fart becuz u just blew me away," I blurted out.

He slowly turned around and grabbed my chest balloons (if only I had any) and wiggled them up and down.

I jizzed right in the hall. I blamed it on the koolaid guy who was by the lockers. He tried pimp slapping me, but bitch, I AM the pimp.

Anyways, I dragged Pube Boy by his dingle dangle bulge and threw him into the abandoned classroom. It was as dark and empty as my mom's asshole.

"no dnt rape me my booty is virgin," he cried.

"shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I aint gon rape u"

"rlly?"

"yea cuz evryon wnts my d, so u jus lyin to urself"

"shet ur rite"

I slapped him with my double-sided dildo from my backpack,"ur goddam rite im rite. now tell me ur name while u whip dat dick out bb."

"Gerard but u can call me ur bitch," he said while he pulled out his 10-inch cucumber out of his pocket. "srry I was saving tht for lunch."

He pulled out the real thing and it was 11 inches. Big difference, k?

I pulled down my pants and rubbed my buns on his hotlink. I farted on accident," srry I ate chipotle last nite."

"ew"

"yea"

He pulled my body down and shoved my face towards his flaming crotch. No, his dick was literally on fire.

"BLOW IT PLEASE"

I tried to suck it, but the fire wasn't helpful.

"NO BUTT NUTS THE FIRE" he yelled again.

"u kno wat. I dnt lik ur attitude," I said while I turned around pouting.

"jeesus fuk that hurt," he said calmly patting his dick with a wet cloth that came out of nowhere.

Luckily his dick was ok. Nothing happened to it.

I sucked him anyways and it was beautiful. My ass quivers at the thought of it.

I put his cum in my hair for moisture. Everyone gave me compliments, besides the usual ones because everyone loved me. I think.

I showed him around after school and it was really boring. He got really interested in the cheer squad, but I think the boys aren't gay enough for him.

We held hands all the way home. I guess he's my boyfriend now. I better write him down as Bitch #62 in my diary.

It took an hour to get home because some fat kid made us roll him to his house. We have no idea where we left him, or if it was even the right place.

I kissed him at the door and said,"oh yea, my name es Frank, but I lik Frankie bettr."

"k...frankie" he grinned from asscheek to asscheek.

I can't wait for school tomorrow.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Hey hey hey, if it wasn't obvious, this fanfic is inspired my KillJoy's, The Most Popular Boyz in School. You could probably call this stealing, but honestly it isn't really the same. Anywhore, I couldn't stop laughing while writing this at 11:41 pm (everyone's sleeping), so I hope you laughed a ton, too.

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