Hey Jaune!

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AN: I don't really remember watching Hey Arnold! these days cause I'm growing up and I'm forgetting my childhood memories. I know this is irrelevant to the episode's storyline, but it's my story and I do what the fuck I want, so shut up and don't flame me like a little bitch.

Everyone else settled down.

In the schoolyards of Beacon University, everyone went out for recess, most of the time.

"Another normal universe?" Weiss asked.

"Yes, only one where Beacon's students are children, ranging in about 9 to 11."

"And cuz uv dat, Sal and Oz ere don't exist."

"And of course like always, there are no Faunus, no Grimm and no magic."

"Unsusual. Because of that, the White Fang doesn't even exist here." Sienna added.

Adam was skeptical but did not comment.

Ozpin and Salem were uneasing. A universe where neither of them exist. It really does not bode for the both of them too.

Amongst a crowd of children, one of them carried an origami game.

"Settle down people. I got it." Blake Belladonna, the host of the game announced.

"Okay, Ren, what's your favorite color?"

Ren, the quiet and lone boy, then said "Pink."

"Umm, what is that?" Ruby asked curiously.

"I think it's some kind of charades." Blake answered.

"Well, let's see if that game can decide our future." Weiss said.

"What hair color do you prefer?"

"Orange."

"What do you want in a girl?"

"Pretty."

"And... oh my gosh."

"What?"

"Ren, you're gonna marry Nora!"

Ren jaw dropped.

Nora squealed so much so that she began to bearhug Ren.

Ren felt the air squeezed dry out of her that much so that Leo separated them together.

Those who shipped Ren and Nora either grinned or cooed at their little moment but groaned in dismay when Leo pulled them apart.

"Alright Jaune. You're next."

"Huh?"

"It's your turn! What's your favorite color?"

"Yellow."

"What is your preferred hair color?"

"Red."

"What do you like in a girl?"

"Beautiful."

Blake then formed the answers and the result suprised her...

"Oh my gosh!"

"What?" Jaune asked.

"Oh. My. Gosh."

"What?!"

"You're gonna marry Pyrrha."

Jaune paled in shock. Pyrrha? Pyrrha Alexandra Nikos? The girl that picked on him every day and made his life a schoolyard hell? Why did this come to?!

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