Bosses of the WAAAGH!: Ghazghkull

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Everyone else settled down after chatting for a brief amount of time.

Jaune and Cato discussed further and further, with the latter warning them of the dangers the WAAAGH! posed.

"Don't you dare lecture me, Sicarius. I was there."

Everyone but NPR liked how assertive Jaune is. It's what they liked (mostly Pyrrha because she found Jaune sexy) about their leader.

But as time passed on (in 10 seconds)...

"Yes. Faith is a powerful weapon."

"It's the faith of the light and good that drives us to lead in the way of all that gives us strength. What leads this WAAAGH! to such greatness that it has seen today?"

"One clan. Ghazghkull. His clan, the Goffs, were renowned for their preference of hand to hand over ranged combat, and for fielding the largest Orks ever seen in the battlefield."

In the planet of Urkoleas, in the thick dense jungles, a younger Ghazghkull.

"Back when Ghazghkull was young, he held great optimism and outgoing thrill of battle. His tactical prowess outclasses that of the finest Imperial generals ever seen."

The elephants in the room were impressed. But decided not to comment.

Ghazghkull then pulled out his giant ax, roars in rage and charges headlong at a Space Marine of the Salamanders Chapter.

"But one day..."

only to get his forehead pierced by a bolter shell.

"It was written by the prophecy of Gork and Mork, the twin Ork gods..."

Salem and Ozpin raised their brows since Gork and Mork reminded them of the Brother Gods.

"That Ghazghkull would be the one to lead the Ork race to greatness."

Surviving Orks then saw Ghazghkull, his brains blown off, but still barely alive and then carried him hurryingly to an Ork surgeon.

"And within the surgeries of Mad Dok Grotsnik, Ghazghkull woke up, on a dream."

The comatose Ghazghkull woke up after seeing visions of war and victory of him and his Orks standing victoriously over all of their enemies.

"Whoa, what the heck was that?!"

"Visions of the future."

"Ghazghkull then saw visions, prophecies, and more. Gork and Mork told him of what would happen if he led the Orks to greatness, to glory, and to victory!"

Now heavily armored, Ghazghkull woke up speaking to his fellow Orks of what would happen, later standing over a large crowd of Orks...

"Wiv me, yew lot kan be shaw dat we'ze gonna win ovva ev'ryfin! Be dey da Imperial boyz, the panzees, da beakies, da Chaos wimps, dem greyskinz, ev'rywun! Ev'rywun! It neva mattaz to us uv ow many boyz are goin' down fightin' 'oo'z' 'oo, az long az we fight and win! Not cuz uv teef, food or power! But cause we was born ta fight! And WIN!"

Many Orks cheered.

"Now 'oo are we?"

"We'ze da Orks!"

"And 'oo are we gonna fight?"

"Ev'rywun!"

Ghazghkull then raises his double-barreled shoota high and yelled out a massive WAAAGH! with his Orks while shooting in the air, the latter followed suit.

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