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Roger's P.O.V.
I've been driving around town for about an hour. It's dark. I'm scared. It's dark. And I barely have any money. Oh! And it's really dark and I'm scared.

Maybe I should get a drink? Maybe? I stop by a store a get a bottle of whiskey. Hm, now that I'm looking at it... it's pretty big. I won't get drunk. I can hold my liquor. It'll all be good.

John's P.O.V.
"Heeeyyyyyyyyyy." Freddie says from the other line.

"Hi, Fred. Whatcha need?" I say.

"Soooo about our ship name..."

I hang up.

The doorbell rings.

I swear if Freddie is there-

"John, hi."

"Roger?!"

"Hi, again."

"What are you doing here?"

"I left the only home I ever had. Oh! And I think I've gone crazy."

I grab Roger and pull him inside. He smells like liquor. "What do you want?"

"Can I say here? Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?

"No."

"I'll do anything."

"Doubt it."

"I'll do anything as long as I don't dress as a girl."

"Fine. You can say here but you have to go on a date with Brian as a girl tomorrow."

"... Fine! Only cause you told me to."

Did he just- wha- what-

"It was a joke. Have you gone mad-"

"I'm hungry. Do you anything to eat?"

"Yes, but-"

"Am I sleeping on the couch? Or... do you have a sleeping bag?"

"Couch. You're not touching my sleeping bag. Roger-"

"Don't worry. I'm only staying one night. Only one."

"Roger!"

"Yeah?"

"You'll do it?"

"Sure. Give me my food now." Roger says lying down on my couch.

I grab a jar of biscuits.

"Don't eat them all."

"Okay. I definitely won't. Oh, right! My clothes and make up is in the trunk of my car," Roger says throwing his keys at me. "Get them, will ya?"

"Make up?"

"Yes. Now go."

I go to Roger's car and pull out his bags. "What am I even doing?"

I go back in the house. All the biscuits are gone.

"Roger! How very dare you!"

"Calm your tits. I can make more."

"I doubt it."

"You don't believe in me? How dare."

"Well, I got your things."

"Can you get me my maracas? Well, Brian's maracas?"

I give the maracas to Roger. "Those are Brian's?"