ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔰 ~~ 𝕒 𝕞𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕟𝕗𝕚𝕔 [ON HIATUS]

𝙸 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙳𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚎

~~~a few days later~~~

Ben's P.O.V.
"Wanna go to a gay bar?" I ask Joe over the phone.

"Hell yes," he says.

"Gwilym's coming," I say.

"Hell no," Joe says.

"Shut up. Maybe you both can find a man." I say without thinking.

He says nothing for a while.

"Uh... see you later! Bye!" He eventually says as he hangs up.

I sigh and hang up, too. I didn't want to hurt him.

Gwilym's P.O.V.
Ben tells me that we're going to a gay bar later with Joe.

I don't mind, but I bet Joe must be really angry because he's an immature shitstick.

At least I'm not a immature shitstick.

~~~later at the bar~~~

Ben's P.O.V.
"Joe!" I say.

"Hi, Ben!" He greets back. "Hi, Gwilym..."

Gwilym glares at him. Joe glares back.

"Uhhh..." I say scratching the back of my neck. "Let's get drinks, shall we?"

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"Three beers for my friends and I." I say to the bartender.

"Right away, sir." he says back.

As I wait, a man with brown hair comes up.

"Heyyyyyy," he says leaning his elbow on the table. "You're cute."

I look at him confused.

"Oh, how rude of me!" He begins. "I forgot to introduce myself. The name's Paul. Paul Prenter. I'm famous for... being gay...?"

The bartender gives me the beers.

"Oh! Is that for me?" He says taking one of the beers.

"Ew. Give it back!" I say grabbing the beer before he can drink it.

"Well that was rude."

"I have a boyfriend," I snap without thinking.

"Really? Then who?" Paul says looking at the crowd of people.

I look at Joe and Gwilym. "The... one over there..." I say pointing at Joe.

"Ew," he says walking away. "You have terrible taste."

Joe's P.O.V.
"I gotta go pee," I say to Gwilym. "Be right back."

As I go to the bathroom, I see a familiar face.

"Freddie, is that you?" I ask the person.

He turns. It's Freddie.

"oH sHit," he says. He quickly hides in a corner and stands still.

"You can't see me," he says. "I'm a tree, darling!"

"I thought you were straight..." I say.

"No no no no no no no no no no. I'm not cheating. I just... like to flirt... with men in a place were Mary can't get mad at my for being the fag I am. I love Mary deeply. She's the best person I've ever met. It's okay. Besides... um..." he says awkwardly. "Mary is... lesbian...?"

"I won't tell her," I say.

"Wait, why are you here?" He asks turning around.

"Ben, Gwilym, and I are on a date together." I say without thinking.

"Oh, okay- wait, what?" Freddie says.

"Uhh... I gotta use the restroom. Bye!"

Gwilym's P.O.V.
When Joe goes to use the restroom, Ben comes with the drinks.

"Where did Joe go?" Ben asks looking around.

"Joe went to use the bathroom," I say.

"Oh... when I went to get the drinks, this creepy guy came out of nowhere and started to flirt with me." Ben says laughing.

"Well, obviously." I say. "You're a man with good looks. Not in a gay way. Well, in a gay way but not in gay way."

He laughs. His laugh is so cute. Eventually, Joe comes back.

"You guys will not believe who I saw," Joe says. "I saw- wait I promised I wouldn't tell."

"Let me guess," Ben says thinking. "Roger."

"What? No." Joe says grabbing his drink. "Who's the most gayest out of our friend group?"

I look at Ben. "... Roger...?" We both say confused.

"Forget it."

~~~a few drinks later~~~

Since Joe is pretty drunk, now is the perfect time to get rid of him.

Joe's P.O.V.
I've never been so drunk in my whole entire life.

"pAss mE aMother bRinc," I say to the bartender.

A man with brown hair is sitting near me.

"You're the buff guy's boyfriend, right?" He asks.

"Boyfriend?" I ask myself.

"hEll yEs i aM," I say putting my drink up in the air.

"Well, I'm sorry, but I'm about to steal your man. Bye!" The man says.

"hEll nO uR nOt," I say. "i'Ll fIght iF i gOtta."

I try to punch him, but he moves the side.

Right when he's about to punch me back, Ben pulls me away quickly.

"That's enough now!" He says. "Joe, please stop drinking."

"nEver," I yell.

He takes the glass out of my hand and sets me down in a seat far from the strange man.

"Since you're not allowed to drink this, I will." He says rustling my hair and drinking from the glass.

As Ben sets the glass down, he immediately falls to the ground right in front of me.