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𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑 𝙾𝚗 𝚃𝚠𝚘 𝙻𝚎𝚐𝚜

{({A/N
nobody:

me: *this hardzello chapter that came out of nowhere*

Btw, I'm sorry if this isn't how jail and stuff works because i'm to lazy to do more research and shet. Just- here's the chapter that no one asked for})}

Joe's P.O.V.
I can't stop thinking of Ben and Gwilym. It's such a mess. I don't even think I like Ben anymore.

Thankfully, it's all over. Ben's alive. I'm alive. Gwil's in jail.

Gwil's in jail? Wait, why is he in- oh right...

{({A/N why is joe talking to himself? Because I talk to myself... that was stupid i-})}

He shouldn't be in jail. We were both being weird. I should be with him!

We both are- wait... were- obsessed with Ben.

We both would do anything for him.

We'd both keep him safe no matter what.

A friend of Ben's is a friend of mine!

...

I'm getting that son of a bitch out of jail.

~~~y e e t (insert short intermission here)~~~ {({at this point- i'm not even gonna try to make this story good})}

"Hello?" Ben says.

"Hello, Ben!" I yell into the phone. "It's me Joe. And don't worry, I'm not calling because I want to fuck you. At least not today."

Wait-

"What?" Ben says.

"Wanna help me get Gwil out of jail?" I say trying to cover up what I just said.

"You know getting people out of jail isn't that easy." Ben says.

"We're doing it anyway!" I say. "I'm coming to your house now. Goodbye! Love you-"

I immediately hang up.

"Love you"? What did I think we were? Boyfriends?

You wish you were-

Oh sHut up!

No you shut up, Joe.

Jokes on you. I am you.

But I'm me?

No but I'm- wait.

You're making this harder than it has to be- just go-

~~~later at ben's house~~~

"Neither of us has enough money to get him out right now." Ben says

"Unless of course..." I say. "You know..."

"No, I don't...?" He says.

"Well, me neither!" I say. "Let's just beg our friends for money!"

"Okay then." Ben says getting up.

"'Okay then' what?" I say confused.

"Let's go set something up to get Gwilym out."

"Uh- well- okay!"

~~~a few days later~~~

"LISTEN UP PEOPLE!" I yell. "WE ARE ALL HERE FOR OPERATION SAVE THE GIRAFFE AND WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU BRIAN!"

"JUST A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY FROM EACH OF YOU CAN ADD UP TO GET GWIL OUT!" Ben yells.

"Oh, by the way, the food and drinks are over there. Everyone have fun BUT remember this is for Gwil."