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{({A/N i am delusional :") })}

~~~a few weeks later~~~

Freddie's P.O.V.
"I messed up." I say to Roger. "I messed up so bad."

"Okay, let me begin:

So after a night about ranting to Brian about boys, I came back to my house to find that Dorothy, Jerry, Marie, Miko, Sprinkles, and Stanley were gone.

The guy must have took them. I don't really remember his name... Paul? I think? Paul... Printer? That doesn't sound right now that I think about it but whatever-

So I went to the police station and told the police officer that a guy may have killed/ kidnapped my cats and he said 'That's really dumb. Go find someone else.' So I went to another police officer and they tried to help me but they couldn't find anyone named 'Printer' so isn't that just l o v e l y.

I was going to go cry to John, but we already had that mess, so I hid in my room and cried like the healthy adult I am.

And then you called me like: we have some song ideas for brian to play. come to john's house and we can test out some stuff

bUt yOu diDn't- well you kinda did- bUt yOu diDn't kNow wHat hAppened b e f o r e"

"Okay, Freddie, you need to calm down." Roger says.

"yOu aNd bRian hAve a pErfect rElationship, wHy dOn't i?" I say. Brian looks at me confused.

"Wait, no-"

"That's not what I meant." I say quickly. "I- like- like I meant that you have a perfect relationship and Roger has a perfect relationship."

"Roger's in a relationship?" Brian asks. "With who?"

"I... uh... prefer not to say." Roger mumbles.

"It's okay if it's a boy." Brian says.

Roger's face goes red. "nO- iT's- i- oH lOok jOhn's heRe!"

sHoot.

"Hi, Freddie! Hi, Brian!" He says.

"Um, John... I'm sorry about what happened a few weeks ago..." I say slowly.

"Oh, It's fine, Freddie!" He says joyfully. "I... uh... actually have a girlfriend now. Her name is Veronica."

I can feel myself tense up. Who does this bitch think she is? Why would John get a girlfriend? I'm his girlfriend. Wait- that's not how that works-

"He actually has a boyfriend." Roger says. "He's this... hairdresser..."

"You mean that hoe that rejected me-" I whisper before Roger punches me in the arm. "oH- yeah... his name is... Jim."

"Well that's nice."

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Roger's P.O.V.
We're trying to make songs. liKe aN aCtual bAnd-

"Well, why does Brian get a bunch of parts?" John says.

"That's because he's a bloody guitarist, you dumb sh-" I say before I'm cut off.

"wHy aRe yOu aLways sO mEan tO jOhn~" Freddie says.

"That's because he can't fight back." I say.