The Smosh Girl

Be our Guest

Cassie's POV

   The next day was work, about a week ago we all started listening to' be our guest ' from beauty and the beast so we could do a sing alone today. I wonder what I will be dressing up as, I got up and went to get dressed. I got dressed in black jeans and Shayne's sweatshirt.

  I gave a kiss goodbye to Maddie and filled her bowls with water and food for the day. I got into my car and drove to where we were filming. When I got there I got out and soon shayne showed up, he gave me a hug and we waited for everyone else. "Jeez, " Courtney said, "you look like my parents waiting for me" she said getting out of her car.

  Me and shayne laughed, "oh god" Shayne said as Courtney picked me up. "Courtney!" I said, she was holding me up by my legs, she walked around with me. "Don't drop me!" I said, Shayne was following us around. I was laying halfway over Courtney's shoulder. She started doing squats and lunges.

   "I'm getting my workout in for the day" Shayne laughed. "Wow, Shayne wasn't kidding when he said how light you were" I sighed, "yeah yeah I know" I said, Shayne and her both laughed. "You done now, I need to work out today" Shayne said, Courtney put me down. "Here, hold onto your arms, and cross your legs" I did and I was now a human weight.

  "Oh my god" Courtney said filming. "Please don't drop meee!" I said closing my eyes. "When have I ever dropped you" I held onto my arms. He lifted me over his head. "Okay okay, I'm scared now" Shayne put me down on the ground. "Are you done now" I asked the both of them.

  They nodded while they laughed, Courtney have me a hug. "I'm sorry Bean" I hugged back, "I'm fine. It's fine" Shayne gave me a hug as well. "I'm sorry too" I smiled, we waited until everyone else got here. When they did we got into makeup.

  My hair was did up in a bun.

   Then my makeup artist grabbed a dress off the rack and we went to the dressing room. She got me into a dress.

  It was really beautiful but poofy and big. Brittany my makeup artist just tightened the dress really tight. I was barely able to breathe but that was because I was really small.

  When I walked out Ian was holding the camera and I was holding my dress up walking to set. "Jeez, Cassie that is a big dress. " I nodded "I will never be in anything this big every again." We laughed. When I got to set I saw Shayne and he had horns in his hair. He saw me "oh my god, Cassie that is a huge dress" I nodded.

   "I know, and currently I can't breathe because she had to tighten it so much" he laughed. "Oh my jeez" Courtney saw me, "I know" I said. "You will never ever see me in this kind of dress ever again." They laughed. Shayne whispered to me "you look beautiful you know" I smiled. "Thank you, and you look very handsome "  he smiled and Keith came out of makeup.

  He stopped and looked at me, he nodded. "Damn girl, that a huge dress" we all laughed, "I know" he laughed. And we started the video.

  First was Noah.

"Ma chere mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and, greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight, and now we invite you to relax let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents..." Courtney came up with a big plate of habanero peppers and he took one.

  "Your dinner.... Be...Our..Guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test, tie your napkin round your neck cherie, and we'll provide the rest, soup de jour, hot d'oeuvres, why we only live to serve try the gray stuff, it's delicious. " olivia went up.

  She took a Pepper.

"They can sing they can dance why after all miss this is France. And the dinner here is never second best, gone on, unfold your menu, take a glance and then you'll be our guest, be our guest, be our guest "

  Then shayne,

  "Beef ragout, cheese souffle, pie and pudding ' en flambeau ' we'll prepare and serve with flair, a culinary cabaret! You're alone, and your scared, but the banquettes all prepared. No one's gloomy or complaining, while the flatware's entertaining,  we tell jokes, I do tricks with my fellow candlesticks, and it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet come on and lift your glass you've won your own free pass, To be our guest, if your stressed it's fine dining we suggest, Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!" He had tears coming down his face.

  I aw'd,

"Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving, he's not whole without a soul to wait upon, ah those good old days when we were useful' A cocksworth ' ten years we've been rusting, needing much more than Dusting needing exercise, a chance to use our skills most days we just lay around the castle, flabby, fat and lazy you walked in and oops-a-daisy" keith said.

  My turn.

  I sat in a room on a window seat, I ate a pepper. I shook my head.

" It's a guest! It's a guest! sakes alive well I'll be blessed, wines been poured and thank the lord, I've had the napkins freshly pressed. Present desert she'll want tea and my dear that's fine with me, while the cups do their soft- shoeing I'll be bubbling I'll be brewing, I'll get warm, pipping hot heavens sakes is that a spot, clean it up, we want the company impressed, we've got a lot to do, is it one lump or two? For our guest! She's our guest! She's our guest!" I finished and coughed.

  I had tears coming down and my cheeks were red.

  "Be our guest, be our guest, our command is your request, It's been years since we've had anybody here, And we're obsessed with your meal, with your ease, yes indeed we aim to please" Courtney sang.

  We all then took a Pepper and ran outside, we ate it.

  " while the candlelights still glowing, let us help you we'll keep going course by course, one by one. T'il you shout 'Enough I'm done' then we'll sing you off to sleep while you digest, tonight you'll prop your feet up but for now let's eat up." We and started to hold onto each other.

  " Be our guest!  Be our guest! Be our guest! Please..Be..our guest!" We finished, and some ran off screen, Shayne Courtney and I stayed on, I sucked in some spit and I coughed again with a sneeze. "Oh my God! Oh my god!" Courtney said. Shayne was moving and shaking.

  I had fallen down on my butt and layed down in the grass and put my hands on my head."I can't feel my toung " I said, she cane over to me panting and helped me up. After a little bit we all calmed down got out of our costumes and washed all of the makeup off and went home....