Other Hetalia characters: this is our chance is escape without being noticed
*sneaks out window as me and America are arguing*
America: I trapped him in a tower so you can't talk to him
Angel!writer: you're lying I don't believe you
America: no I'm not!!!!
Angel!writer: really prove it
America: ok I'll go get him from the tower and you can ask him yourself *runs and jumps epically out window of room*
Angel!writer: well ok then I need to fix that window I didn't realize you could get in from it......
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Ok different points of view yay (America p.o.v)
America: *falls out of window forgetting he can't fly*
AHHHAHAHAHAH HELP ME IM GOING TO DIE!!!!!
*grabs hold of window ledge and kicks legs frantically while closing eyes in fear*
I'M TO AWESOME TO DIE
England: *standing almost directly below him*
your not going to die you bloody git the window is only a few feet off the ground
America: *looks down*
haha your right!
*pushes of wall with feet and jumps down the rest of the way attempting to look cool but lands on iggy*
England:WATCH OUT-
*gets hit in the head with falling hero*
Both: *falls on the ground by each other*
America:*sits up and holds head in pain*
owwwww dude what the heck you ruined my stunt!
England:*still knocked out*
America: England?......
*pokes him*
you ok?
England: *no answer*
America: *shugs*
Oops I guess I knocked him out
France: *walks up to them pompous as ever*
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Well this story be a on going one for a while, just every now and then in between some other weird chapters so yeah this should be interesting. Ok I have writers block god I hate it can't think *~* blah blah blah I was going to make this chapter longer but my mind figured hey lets make it so this chick can't write.God dang you brain why you got to be so mean to me!!!!! So I just decided to post what I had already written to make all ya random people happy or you know give you a way to threaten your friends I guess?
(This is how I see it going down)
Person: do what I say or I'll read kittyface's book to you out loud!!!!!
Other person: NO please don't I'm begging you
Person: ahem *starts reading*
Other person: AHHH MY EARS THERE BLEEDING FROM HAVING TO LISTEN TO HER STORIES
Person: I'll stop if you _______ (fill in the blank of what you were trying to get this person to do in the first place) <--dang this is going to get a lot of weird answers
Other person: ok ok just stop reading please!
Anyway, bye bye and try to not let your elbows be lit on fire while I'm gone (°U°)
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My Hetalia Crack Book
FanfictionRandom hetalia stuff that I made up probably from lack of sleep,being bored in class,or eating to much sugar
