My Hetalia Crack Book

Guess what

Angel!writer: Guess what I didn't sleep booloop de doop elephants for yoop!

*elephants fall from the sky*

Italy: yay
*starts dancing the elephant dance*

Germany:Italy what ar-

Italy: come dance the elephant dance with me!

Germany: what's the elephant dance?

Angel!writer:woah woah WOAH hold up you have never herd of the elephant dance!!

Germany: no

Me and Italy:*start dancing the elephant dance like bosses*

Germany: I think I get it....
*joins in*

Angel!writer: YEAH BOYYYYY *stats beat boxing*

Germany:*starts break dancing*

Elephants:*start break dancing too*

Italy:*starts beat boxing with me*

Prussia: *runs up out of nowhere holding a microphone and wearing tons of gangsterish jewelry*
IM GOING TO JOIN YA TOO

Prussia:*rapping*
ohhhhh yeeeeeeahhhh! We be dancin with these elephants,you just can't compare, we got dat swagger that just can't be beaten

I'm koala and you be a human on the ground I'm a singing this sick melody you can't begin to be unstanding dees beats, yo mama be a lama yo mamma be a lama yo mamma la la lamma mamma lamma, you just got served....some rice fool!

yo try to step to us yo be trying to step to us uhh nah bitch don't even try,were the
bestest most awesonest gangsters and we don't give a flip about grammar so crammer dat grammar back inta dat hole where it came from!

you all yous be hatein cause in reality yo know yo can never be dis awesome no one can beat my elephant style you just jelly and you can't compare to our penutbetter

I'm not goin to a-no-ledge you haters out dherr.......even though in a way I kind just did umm....... RAINBOW KITTY DEATH MATCH EXPLODES ALL DEM STRAWBERRIES even logic got nottin on my flow suck dat losers

Cause no body ,I sayd no one out dheer can't best dis fresh up elephant style in going to be sending yo way!!!!!

BEVVVVVEEEREERRRREEDVVVVVEERERREREREERERGGGGGGERRERERRERREQQQQAQVVVVVVZZZZZZZZMMMMMM dats right yo just got sassed up elephant style!

Everybody: OHHHHHHHH
*epic pose*