*Australia and New Zealand walk on stage dressed in drag*
Australia: we're going to teach y'all some thing tonight some of you know it some of you don't do you want to know what it's called?
Both: it's called yes yes yes yes
*starts dancing*
Austraila:Now some of you can't rember a sh*t if it ain't got words so were going give y'all some works to remember this by, it goes work...beat....fierce.....sound
*slowly doing arm movements*
Both:WORK BEAT FIERCE SOUND!
*doing arm movements fast like a pro*
Austraila:LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL! LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
Both:*whips arms around in circles over head*
DING DING DING DING DING DING
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Australia:stop I lost my contact!
Both: momentarily stop dancing
Australia: .......found it!!!
Both:*starts dancing again*
Austraila: Well I hope you liked that tutorial on how YEHSS,
Ohh no look at kiwi he caught the yes look at him go ok slow down bitch that's enough, slow down gurl,your starting to yes to hard gurl,SLOW DOWN BITCH he's done this before he'll yes to death
Your going to hurt your self, somebody call the fireman he's on fire! STOP, KIWI STOP YOUR YESSING TO HARD!!!
KIWI STOP STOP
*high pitch scream*
nooooo
MY FRIEND JUST DIED FROM YESSING TO HARD
♪I have to belive in the yes,the yes can cure everything!♪
People I need you with me right now I need you to yes with me!
Were going to save kiwi can you do that
All my bitches come out where are you bitches?!
*rest of hetalia charaters come out in drag*
DO YOU GUYS BELIVE IN THE YES!
WHERE GOING TO YES SO HARD WERE GOING TO BRING KIWI BACK
are you with me, are you with me?
DANCE!!
*starts dancing again with hetalia characters as back up*
Keep going, it's working,YES YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES
Kiwi: *stands up*
Australia: omg kiwi I'm so glad your alive I don't know what I would have done with out you I love you!
New Zealand:ohh I love you too so much
Austrailia: But sorry I'm not giving you any ecstasy drugs are bad....Don't take um
*All the the Hetalia characters start hip thrusting*
~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~
Now wasn't that amazing?
It was based off the video up top
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My Hetalia Crack Book
FanfictionRandom hetalia stuff that I made up probably from lack of sleep,being bored in class,or eating to much sugar
