My Hetalia Crack Book

Hetalia games

Ok this is how I see it going down if Hetalia had a version hunger games but you know they can't die it's more like if they die they lose then regenerate again after.....anyway list of the Hetalia characters deaths!

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America- first to die stepped off the plate before the bombs where deactivated

Canada- wins (kind of) would hide the entire time, even the game creators would forget about him and he would just kind off walk out after all is done!

Germany- made a alliance with Italy and Japan and would would die from getting blown up with a grenade by Italy

Italy- just follows Germany everywhere and dies because he can't use a grandade

Japan- away before the granade thing went down so he didn't get caught in the explosion, but died shortly after because some other countries tricked him because they pretended to be in love and when he went to take some yaoi pictures they shot him (noble way to die!)

China- died early on because a mutt resembled a panda long story short it didn't go well the creature wasn't friendly......

Russia- killed him self by jumping out of a tree into what he thought would be fluffy snow

England- sacrificed himself to protect flying mint bunny

Sealand- other countries said he could be a country if he could steal from the enemies camp, ummm bad idea

France- Hungary killed him because god told her too

Hungary- after Germany and Italy died she teamed up with japan for a short time and met the same fate, all for yaoi (worth it)

Prussia- Hungary, and Austria got tired of hearing him blab about how awesome he was so they turned on him

Turkey- I killed him with my papaya army, yay pay back

Romano- decided fuck this shit I don't care about winning and ate some poisoness berries (second to die)

Spain- ate some berries resembling tomatoes that turned out too be poisoness oops

Belarus- tried to stop Russia from jumping and jumped after him

Ukraine- boobs weighted her down so she tripped any fell after Belarus and Russia
*facepalm*

Latvia- he was scared the entire time and Russia was being a jerk to him so he ran away and hit a force field

Estonia- one of the game makers XD

Lithuania- tried to stop Poland from being stupid and ended up saving him for a while but died in the process

Poland- thought the cornucopia looked fabulous so claimed that as his camp Lithuania told him not to but he did anyway

Australia- (official winner) me, him, and New Zealand teamed up and took down turkey it was awesome and he was the only one that (officially) survived

Me and kiwi- pretty much got to the finals just because we were on Aussies team, but we died from injuries after the battle with turkey, what ever though, woop woop final 5

Indonesia (OC) -died like, china trying to make a mutt there pet, I mean come on lizards aren't nice usually nice I thought you knew better!!!

Austria- committed suicide and stabbed him self because the allies tortured him by playing trashy pop music super loud

Grandpa Rome- controlled the game

Greece- tried to hug a mutt that looked like a cat! Come on three different countries died from this why does this keep happening (~_~;)

Germania- helps run the game and makes sure Rome doesn't start putting sexy girls in the arena

Switzerland if you dare even come close to Lichtenstein your dead, died saving her from mutts

Lichtenstein- started crying after her bruder died and no one can stand to see her sad, so they let her out of the arena to see him again

Iceland- puffin wouldn't shut up so he got found by another team

Denmark- alcohol withdraws started doing handstands and and stuff, died kind of like the way Romano did and just gave up so he could get out of the arena and drink and have fun

Norway- had his name written in the death note

Sweden- stared a rock then it exploded

Finland- died from awkwardness of Sweden

Stormy-chan- died because every Hetalia character she saw she went up and hugged

Hongkong- freaked out when it got dark and ran into a tree

Cuba- tried to bring cigarettes into the arena but wasn't allowed so he didn't get in

Belgium- was spying and heard someone say Belgium waffles were gross lets just say she blew her cover

Netherlands- threw the games for money

Monaco- bet that she could beat Seaborga in a fight he surprisingly won and now she has to go on a date with him

Egypt- beat people up with a stick and Germany got mad because he stole his sticky friend

South Korea- claimed everything at the cornucopia as property of South Korea

Wy- Sealand begged her to help him steal from the enemies camp

Seaborga- all his sponsors sent him ketchup and apparently you can't survive on just ketchup weird huh?

Taiwan burst into fire for no apparent reason

Vietnam- couldn't get into the arena because she refused to have her picture taken

Seychelles- was swimming then sharks with lasers on there heads attacked her