Romano: *walks out from bathroom after brushing his teeth*
Chip skylark: *poofs in from who knows where*
Chip skylark: ♪MY SHINY TEETH AND ME!! (shiny teeth) (shiny teeth)♪ <----backup singers
Romano: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Adam young: *poofs in from who knows where*
Adam young: ♪I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill,I smooth my hair sit back in the chair,but somehow I still get the chills!♪
Romano: *holding back screaming thousands of swears and insults at the two of them*
Romano: what's with all the songs about dental care
*eye twitch*
Chip: MY SHINY TEE-
Romano: *punches chip in the face before he can continue that sentence*
Romano: *sees chip skylark curled up in a ball on the floor with mouth bleeding and one of his teeth with a big chip in it*
Romano: umm I'm sorry......
*starts laughing like a mad man*
IM SORRY THAT YOU DONT HAVE YOUR PEFECT SHINY TEETH ANYMORE HAHA FUCKING DEAL WITH IT YOU BASTARD.....CHIP NOW GOT A CHIP IN HIS TOOTH!!!!!! *kicks him while he's on the ground in pain*
Chip: g-get me to a hospital please somebody
Adam: *nervously scoots away from chip crying in pain on the ground*
Adam: I have to go........to church
Chip: r-r-run Adam while you s-still ca-
Romano: *kicks chip to shut him up*
Chip: P-PLEASE SOMEONE H-HELP ME
Romano: *starts walking away while laughing*
Chip: d-don't leave me here
Chip: *crying*
♪I'm feeling lonely, as sad as I can because I'm being left to die on this uncharted island by an endless sea♪
Romano: *leaves*
YOU ARE READING
My Hetalia Crack Book
FanfictionRandom hetalia stuff that I made up probably from lack of sleep,being bored in class,or eating to much sugar
