Me: Guess who's back! Back again!
Shade: Stop!
Zane: You?
Me: Nope, SammyJSMarksoles sent another request!
Pale: I'm out! *turns invisible*
Me: It's not for you, it's for Neuro!
Neuro: Please tell me that I don't haft to kiss anyone!
Me: Don't worry, it's a truth!
Neuro: oh... then what does she wanna know?
Me: What's the most embarrassing or weirdest thing that you've read from someone's mind?
Neuro: I'm very happy with my life so can I not answer?
Me: Nope! Now ANSWER!
Neuro: One time during the tournament I noticed that Kai seemed... off in some kinda way, so I decided to read his mind and....
Jay: And what?
Neuro: I saw Skylor in a orange bikini...
Kai: YOU'RE SO ******* DEAD! *tries to attack Neuro before Skylor pines him to the ground*
Skylor: KAI LYNN SMITH! WHAT THE **** HAVE YOU BEEN IMAGINE ME LIKE?!
Zane: PLEASE STOP! YOU'RE RUINING KIDS BRAINS!
Me: Another requester who's back is.... DaWaeKnower!!!
Kai: What does she want this time?!
Me: She Said that you haft to play Undretale or Danganronpa. And since I don't know what Danganronpa is (please don't kill me!) Undertale it is!
*An hour later*
Jay: I'm going to be afraid of plants...
Kai: Cmon it was just a flower!
Jay: A FLOWER THAT TRIED TO KILL ME SEVERAL TIMES!
Zane: A very interesting storyline!
Neuro: None of the monsters in the game is realistic!
Turner: Says the one who saw a lady in orange bikini inside someone's head!
Skylor: Do you want to die?!
Camille: Wonder if I can turn into flowy...
Jay: ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Camille: Okay I'll turn into something less scary. *turns into froggit*
Cole: Cmon! That's the easiest one to defeat!
Lloyd: And it's super annoying!
Me: Camille you turn back NOW cause I have a dare for most of you!
Turner: Remind me again why were eight feet away from each other?
Me: Cause of the last date remember?
Kai: What's the dare?
Me: For every 'special' ship to kiss!
Zane: And what to you mean by that-
Me: SHADOWPHEONIX FIRST!
Jay: Who's that?
Me: Kai and Shade.
Kai: NONONONO NOOOO! NEURO HAS ALREADY KISSED ME AND NOW SHADE?!
Shade: I REFUSE!
Me: Would you prefer to kiss Pale?
Pale: YES!
Shade: Look! My my girlfriend just broke up with me and I'm not in the mood for kissing someone else right now!
Pale: Then can you be my boyfriend?
Shade: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS RIGHT NOW!
Me: That's it! *pushes Shade and Pale together.* NOW KISS!
Pale: *kisses Shade* THIA IS EVEN BETTET THAN I IMAGINED!
Shade: GET OFF ME!
Me: Great! Now we just haft to do this two more times!
Shade: *is blushing like mad* I WOULD RATHER DIE!
Me: No thanks! You're already depressed in my fan fiction so you don't need to be it here too!
Shade: WHAT?
Me: Long story...
*after telling him about my fan fiction and forcing him to kiss Neuro AND Kai*
Skylor: I'm gonna ******* KILL YOU! *runs after Shade*
Me: So that was invisibleshadow, shadowpheonix and darkthinking.
Cole: Ughh What's next?
Me: Brainfreeze!
Gravis: I'm not even gonna ask!
Me: ZANE AND NEURO!
Zane: I'm happy that Pixal isn't here! *kisses Neuro*
Neuro: I'm not kissing anyone more today!
Me: Glacier next!
Cole: I think I know where this is going... *kisses Zane*
Me: STEAM TIME!
Kai: This can't be worse then kissing Shade right? *kisses Zane* Your lips are very cold... You know that?
Me: GREENFLAME!
Kai: HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE DO I HAFT TO KISS?
Me: Let's see... Cole, Jay.
Nya: CANCEL THIS DARE RIGHT NOW!
Me: Nope!
Everyone: NOW!
Me: *turns to audience* I'll let you decide! Should I continue the dare next chapter or cancel it?
Everyone: SAY CANCEL!!!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!