(I'm sorry I just HAD to do it! Original video by Chaz Smith)
Me: This is not an episode! It's a bonus between Jay and Cole! And A bit of Lloyd...
Sam: A Ninjago version of the best videos EVER if you ask Cherry!
Me: YES! What do you think of it, Sam?
Sam: I'll answer that later... ROLL THE CLIP!
*Cole walks into the kitchen... takes out some milk from the fridge and some cereal from one of the shelves*
Cole: *pours the milk in a bowl* Hope no one disru-
Jay: *walks in* Did you just pour the milk first?
Cole: Yeah, what's wrong? Is it expired?
Jay: NOBODY pours the MILK first! It-It's WEIRD!
Cole: Umm... I pour the milk first...?
Jay: IT IS FREAKING WEIRD!
Cole: WhY aRe YoU so OfFenDed?
Jay: Because-! Like-tks... Cereal KILLERS pour the MILK first!
Cole: *grabs his scythe* Oh so... So imma KILL somebody... for NO reason... because... I pour the milk first?
Jay: I don't know... Maybe-
Cole: Why does this even matter to YOU?
Jay: Why do you even do it that way?
Cole: So the cereal doesn't get SOOGY as fast!
Jay: .......... What?
Cole: It makes SENSE!
Jay: No... it doesn't!
Cole: LISTEN! If you pour the CEREAL in first and then pour the MILK in after then all the CEREAL gets SATURATED by the MILK! Cause it's-
Jay: All the CEREALS gets SATURATED and SUBMERGED in the MILK anyway!
Cole: No! Not if you pour the MILK in first cause-
Jay: YES IT DOES!
Cole: Wait! Let me finish bro!
Jay: *rolls eyes* Sure.. go ahead...
Cole: Because of SURFACE tensin the BOTTOM layer of the CEREAL will act as a FLOTATION device! Ask Za-
Jay: What are you even saying?
Cole SHUT UP! LET ME FINISH MAN!
Jay: But that's... STUPID!
Cole: YOU'RE STUPID!
Jay: THIS WHOLE ARGUMENT IS STUPID!
Cole: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE ARGUMENT-
Jay: COUSE YOU POURED THE FREAKING MILK IN THE BOWL FIRST-
Cole: *Uses his powers to break the floor* JUST LISTEN TO ME!
Jay: *rolls eyes* Oh god...
Cole: Now as I was saying... If you pour the cereal on top of the milk it-
Jay: Wait! How are you supposed to know how MUCH milk to POUR if you don't pour the CEREAL into the bowl FIRST?!
Cole: If you eat all the cereal, and there's still more milk left either A, drink it! Or B, Psh! I don't know... POUR SOME MORE CEREALS!
Jay: But what if you're not as HUNGRY or THIRSTY as you thought you were? And now you're just SITTING here with a bowl full of extra MILK and-
Cole: Di do Dwa dwa? Di Di Dwummy dadada? Or are YOU gonna stop being a little BABY (like some of us) and just FINISH IT!
Jay: Cereal milk is TAINTED MILK!
Cole: Well, that's YOUR fault for pouring to much milk-! PLUS! There's alway- There's ALWAYS more room for MILK and- MILK AND CEREALS ARE LIKE THE CAKE OF BREAKFAST!
Jay: Cereal for breakfast is pretty poupla-
Cole: But on the other hand if you pour the CEREAL first AND then pour the MILK on AFTER-
Jay: STOP!
Cole: All the CEREAL will get SOGGY! Quic-
Jay: EXACTLY!
Cole: WHAT?
Jay: IT GETS SOGGY!
Cole: EXACTLY!
Jay: That's the BEST part!
Cole: *facepalms* You're kidding me...
Jay: NO! I am NOT!
Cole: Have you ever had SOGGY fruity pebbles before?
Jay: YES! And they're DELICIOUS!
Cole: You're a demon-
Jay: SOGGY fruity pebbles are having-!
Cole: THAT'S DISGUSTING!
*Lloyd walks into hell*
Jay: YOU'RE DISGUSTING!
Cole: YOUR SKIN COLOR IS DISGUSTING!
Jay: YOU IDIOT! WE HAVE THE SAME SKIN COLOR!
Lloyd: Hey guys...
Jay and Cole: WHAT?
Lloyd: I just... heard you arguing and I just gotta say... have you tried it WITHOUT the milk?
Jay and Cole: *in their minds* WhAt ThE **** Did HE jUst sAy?
Lloyd: I actually... I would have preferred my cereal dry...
Jay and Cole: *deep breath* BOY!
Jay: DO YOU ALSO PREFER TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITHOUT YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?
Cole: I BET YOU CLEAN YOUR MOUTH BEFORE YOU EAT!
Jay: YOU PROBABLY SMELL LIKE DRAGON POOP! RIGHT NOW!
Cole: OH! SENSEI YANG IS A HUMAN!
Jay: OH! AND MORRO APPEARS HERE AND POSSESSES ME!
Lloyd: Guys...
Cole: WHO ARE YOU?
Jay: WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE!
Lloyd: *in his mind* You trained me!
Cole: WHO INVITED YOU?
Lloyd: *in his mind* I live here too...
Jay: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Lloyd: *In his mind* This is my home...
Cole: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN THE TEMPLE?
Lloyd: I LIVE-
Jay: EXIT DOOR THERE! *points behind him*
Lloyd: I'M YOUR-
Cole: YOU CREEPER! *grabs spoon* I TAKE MY SPOON AND I YEET! *yeets the spoon at Lloyd*
Jay: *empty the milk bowl and yeets it at Lloyd*
Cole: MILK YEET! *yeets the milk at Lloyd*
Jay: NINJA-CEREAL YEET! *yeets the cereal box at Lloyd*
Lloyd: *faints from all the yeeting*
*end of clip*
Me: AHAHAHAAA! THAT WAS PURE GOLD!
*Tox randomly walks in*
Tox: What's so funny?
Me: I'M SORRY! HAHAHAHAHAAA! I CAN'T HELP MYSELF! AHAHAHA!
Sam: Let's end the bonus here! Don't worry! The next chapter will be normal!
Me: ALSO AHAHAHA! THIS DOESN'T COUNT AS A CHAPTER! HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
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