Me: Hello everyone and welcome back to
Sam: our show TRUTH or DARE!
Me: And if you look at the picture above- meh! You can read yourself!
Jay: I'm gonna puke just by reading this!
Sam: Anyway... even if this is the first of then chapters where you aren't supposed to swear... DaWaeKnower wants to punish those of you who swore last time!
Turner: Just over with it!
Me: Sure! Kai! Swim in the ocean, surrounded by sharks... for THREE hours!
Kai: WHAT? NO! I CAN'T SWIM!
Skylor: He'll die!
Sam: His wrist is healed so he'll be able to move around properly! And if he dies or loses a body part... we can easily revive him or make the body parts grow back!
Me: And Turner have to stay in an empty dark closet, without any amusement for the same time!
Turner: WHAT? NO! I NEED TO P-
Sam: *snaps finger to teleport him and Kai* What was he gonna say?
Baby Shade: Pwee!
Neuro: Shade, you peed five minutes ago!
Ash: Neuro, I think he means that Turner was going to say pee...
Baby Shade: Wes!
Pale: Fu-dge!
Ash: We don't have candy Pale!
Pale: I'm saying that so I don't get killed!
Ash: What?
Me: We'll explain later... Nya! Jump from a hundred feet tall building!
Jay and Nya: WHAT?
Sam: I'm happy that Kai isn't here...
Jay: NO! NOT MY WATERLILY! PICK ME INSTEAD!
Me: eh... I think you have to swear for that...
Jay: You are a ******* *****! Can I jump now?
Sam: You can jump together!
Me: But... you might have to jump AND then DaWaeKnower will do something more with you...
Jay: Deal!
Nya: What? I did not agree for y-
Me: *snaps finger to teleport them* So... Watch a comedy?
Sam: Sure!
Skylor: HOW CAN YOU TWO WATCH A COMEDY? MY BOYFRIEND IS PROBABLY BEING EATING BY SHARKS OR DROWNING RIGHT NOW WHILE MY SISTER-IN-LAW AND HER BOYFRIEND ARE FALLING TO THEIR DEATH!
Me: Calm down! They won't die!
Sam: *phone rings* Hello? ... Yes! ... mmm? ...Okay, that's good! *hangs up*
Tox: What was that all about?
Sam: THAT was the hospital!
Me: So what did they say?
Sam: Well, Jay is suffering from a serious concussion, a severely fractured arm and he hurt his spine...
Me: And Nya?
Sam: A severely sprained wrist, a normal concussion, and a few broken ribs... Oh, and Jay has a big wound on his forehead also!
Cole: I guess Jay took the hardest blow when they landed...
Me: We'll get them back next chapter!
Sam: Wonder what DaWaeKnower wants to do with Jay...
Me: We'll see!
*two hours and ten minutes later*
Me: Okay! Let's bring Turner and Kai back! *snaps finger*
Turner: Thank god! *runs into the bathroom*
Ash: How did he hold it for that long?
Skylor: KAI! OMG! ARE YOU ALIVE?
Sam: *in mind* Thank good Shade can't see this!
Neuro: I'm the one holding him so I guess I shouldn't look...
Gravis: Shouldn't you... "pop" back his leg and arm?
Zane: GRAVIS! THERE'S A BABY HERE!
Baby Shade: What? What iws hwappenwing?
Neuro: *covers his eyes* Don't look, baby! Don't look!
Baby Shade: I awm one ywear oldwer twan ywou!
Me: Not now! *snaps finger to "repair" Kai's body so he's not missing any parts* I'm not fixing his wounds so can someone help me stitch them up and bandage them?
Skylor: I'll do it! Just hold on baby!
Sam: Shade is the baby here right now!
Baby Shade: Stwop! *pulls Neuro hand away so he sees kai* W-wha... *starts crying* He's scawy!
Neuro: Shade! Did you look?
Baby Shade: *crying in his chest* I'm so sowwy! He's a zwombie! He'll eawt mwe!
Ash: Heh... who knew he could get this scared?
Zane: He's a baby so his mindset isn't the same!
Neuro: Shh! Shh! It's okay! He won't eat you! He's not a zombie!
Baby Shade: *crying* He's stwill scawy!
Tox: What makes him think that Kai's a zombie?
Sam: Hmm... He's covered in blood, there are wounds all over him and he's getting stitches...
Tox: Okay, I see the similarities!
Sam: Remember to comment what you want your favorite character to do and sorry if this episode was a bit dark...
Me: *tending to Kai's wounds* We'll see you soon you sweet cherries!
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Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!