Me: We got a lot of requests this time so let's get into it!
Sam: Okay! Ninja_Puppet first! *snaps finger to make ice cream appear*
Turner: What?
Me: She lets all of you have ice cream!
Jay: GREAT!
*timeskippy*
Sam: Okay, she also wanted this! *teleports her, Bolobo and Lloyd to the monastery of spinjitzu*
Lloyd: Why are we here?
Sam: Bolobo, cover the whole monastery in vines!
Bolobo: Uhm... Sure? *creates vines all around the monastery*
Sam: Okay! Now Lloyd, clean this up before Wu comes back! *teleports her and Baolobo away*
Lloyd: WHAT THE ****?
Me: Glad you're back!
Sam: let's just wait for Lloyd before we continue!
*timeskippy*
Lloyd: *panting* Why?
Me: NYA!
Nya: What?
Sam: Start a flood!
Nya: WHAT?
Me: DaWaeKnower!
Nya: Okay...
*another time skip*
Sam: Okay! All of the ninjas will clean this up and then- TURNER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Turner: *pressing a lot of random buttons on a machine* Checking out this cool computer!
Me: THAT'S NOT A COMPUTER IT'S A TELEPORT-AHHHHHHH!
*in another book UwU*
Jay: Where are we?
Zane: A hospital I believe...
Neuro: Can't you two teleport us back?
Sam: We should be able to bu- Oh no! I know where we are! EVERYONE MUST HIDE!
Pale: Why?
Me: *snaps finger to make everyone invisible* I think I know what you mean.
Jay: Is that ME?
Sam: Yes! We are in my oneshot book! Now shush!
Jay nr2 (I'm gonna call them that): Where is the room of Griffin Turner?
Receptionist: R-room 36 on level 4, sir...
Jay nr2: Thank you! *walks away*
Turner: Why am I in the hospital?
Me: Eh... I sent a request... you're in the hospital because you broke your leg and Jay is supposed to be teasing you about having a lead foot...
Sam: Yeah, the oneshot ends with you two making out and the others yelling at you...
Jay and Turner: WHAT?
Me: Shhh!
Kai: So what are we gonna do?
Sam: I wanna wait and see what happens!
*timeskippy*
Neuro nr2: Sorry but I have to ask! When can my friend be released from the hospital?
Receptionist: Anytime now I think... we'll show him how to use a wheelchair and he has to come back in about three weeks to get a new x-ray!
Neuro nr2: Thanks! I don't want to see another makeout...
Receptionist: Ehh... what?
Neuro nr2: Nevermind...
Me: Hmm... This wasn't a part of the oneshot...
*timeskippy*
Turner nr2: Neuro, can you go a little faster?
Neuro nr2: Do you want to break your other leg too?
Turner nr2: How hard can it be?
Neuro nr2: Remember how you broke it in the first time?
Shade nr2: I told you it was a bad idea to use your superspeed while skateboarding!
Turner nr2: But it was fun! Until I crashed...
Jay nr2: Maybe I can use my lighning to do the same thing...
Shade nr2: No, please!
Me: I'll get us back next chapter...
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
