Me: Okay... WHICH ONESHOT ARE WE IN NOW?
Sam: Looks like my Resonatedgravity one...
Me: Great! Everyone's still drunk! Shade's a DRUNK baby for five chapters, Camille's high on weed for two chapters and Zane's been thrown in a pit of lava! Thanks a lot, dadumbass!
Nya: What you say?
Sam: Ehh... I know that you guys are drunk and all... but DaWaeKnower wants all the ninjas to play the trumpet!
Cole: *tries to play it before Camille steals it* Wha-
Camille: *plays the trumpet VERY loud, and weirdly, while dancing*
Me: This is gonna take a while...
*timeskippy*
Baby Shade: *crying and almost throwing up* Stwoooooooop!
Sam: How did you get the alcohol in him again?
Me: Eh... I poured some in his milk...
Neuro, Turner, Pale and Ash: WHAT THE ****?
Sam: I'm sorry! WHAT DID YOU SAY???
Me: Uhm... I poured some alcohol in his milk...........
Turner: OKAY! COME AT ME YOU ******* *****! *about to attack me but trips*
Sam: Okay, Stop! The oneshot's starting!
Gravis nr2: Jacob! Why did I agree to do this? *almost bumps into a wall*
Jacob nr2: Cause you love me?
Gravis nr2: Guess you're right... *takes off his blindfold* But for how long will this continue?
Jacob nr2: To the end of this day! Now put it back on!
Gravis: *walks out and picks up Jacob FROM THE ONESHOT* Let's go home baby!
Me: Okay THIS NEEDS TO STO-AHHHHHHHHHH!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
