Me: Hello everyone and welcome back to my show TRUTH or DARE!
Kai: My feet hurts!
Me: If you missed last episode, all of us have to wear high heels for three chapters! But I only need to wear them for one!
Turner: Why is all the girls except Nya wearing dresses?
Tox: Just because you boys complain all the time doesn't mean that WE can't look FABULOUS!
Nya: I hate dresses!
Me: Okay, so we don't have any requests for today's episode but I'M still here to torture you!
Shade: I swear if you gender swap ANY of us again I'll-
Cole: I missed my ****
Zane: COLE!
Me: Wait... SammyJSMarksoles gave me an idea for a dare!
Turner: I don't now if I'm scared or not...
Me: Don't worry it's not for for you!
Zane: Then What is it?
Me: Kai and Ash KISS!
Kai: WHAT?!
Skylor: I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!
Me: Skylor and Nya KISS!
Nya: BUT SKYLOR IS LIKE MY SISTER!
Me: Cole and Jay KISS!
Cole: NO! NOT AGAIN!
Me: Yes! *snaps finger to make them kiss*
Jay: That was even worse than last time!
Cole: I WANT WY CAKE!
Nya: It wasn't that bad...
Skylor: I don't know if I'm mad at Ash or not...
Kai: I'M MAD AT YOU! "tries to attack me but trips*
Me: Hard to attack me with those on huh...
Kai: Shut the **** up!
Zane: KAI! EVERYONE! STOOOP!
Ash: That wasn't so bad... it was better than last time!
Skylor: Because I didn't beat you up this time?
Ash: One if the reasons.
Nya: Why did we have to do this?
Me: Well... Me and Sam has a little 'chat' after the last episode and she said that she felt sorry for Ash about not having a partner!
Ash: Wait, wait, wait! If she cares about us then why do we get dares from her?
Me: Cause who doesn't like truth or dare books?
Jay: BUT WHY ME AND BOULDER BRAIN?!
Me: Sam is the ship manager and she said that Ash could have Kai, Skylor could have Nya, and Jay can have Cole!
Cole: BUT WHAT ABOUT CHOCOLATE CAKE!?
Me: Sam says that you could have both!
Kai: Also, WHO MADE HER THE MANAGER?
Me: This is MY book! MY book, MY rules! And Sam seemed to be the right person for the job! Plus, she's my friend so why not?
Gravis: Ugh! What's next? Her as a second host?
Me: Thanks for the idea! I might ask her about it!
Gravis: NONONONO! I WAS BEING IRONIC!
Jacob: Does she even know how to host a show?
Me: Well, yeah! She has a show like this on her own! Plus, I feel lonely putting you guys thru this torture!
Zane: Does she swear?
Me: THAT DOSEN'T MATTER!
Turner: Name another reason why you should invite her as a host?
Me: One, we both like unique ships, two, we're friends!
Jay: Wait, wait, wait! Before you continue, make a list over EVERY character here! Your favourite at the top and climb down!
Me: Sure but you're not gonna like it. And a little information to the viewers. My favourites is the ones that I often 'torture' when I write other stuff... (Please don't kill me!)
1. Shade
2. Neuro
3. Turner
4. Tox
5. Ash
6. Pale
7. Karlof
8. Gravis
9. Jacob
10. Bolobo
11. Skylor
12. Camille
13. Nya
14. Kai
15. Lloyd
16. Zane
17. Cole
18. Jay
Kai: WHY ARE WE AT THE BOTTOM?
Me: I just like EMS more okay?
Jay: Why am I last?
Me: I don't know I just don't feel attached to you, even though I can relate to you!
Jay: What Do you mean by that?
Me: I'm adopted too! Except that I've known it most of my life!
Jay: WHY ARE YOU NOT ATTACHES TO ME?
Me: Just be happy that your girlfriend is my favourite ninja!
Kai: And I'm second?
Me: Well... you used to be my favourite but when your sister joined I started likening her more!
Nya: Thank you!
Me: Remember to comment what you want your favourite character to do and I'll see you soon sweet cherries!
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Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
