My Life: Its Ok, I Guess.

First Day Of School

First day of school; I wasn't having that shit.

My step dad Gerard, kept trying to hype it up, "it's gonna be fun!" He said. "You'll meet other kids" he said.

For the record: I hated other kids. I had two brothers, and they barely liked me! So imagine putting me, socially awkward and a temper, with other kids?

We pull up to the school, and he walks me to where the other kids are having their morning recess.

"Uh, this doesn't look too bad, but I still don't wanna do this."

I was a strange child, what can i say?

Gerard knelt down, "Seth, just go in there, have fun. And I'll pick you up later. "

So I reluctantly do so.

I wasn't too keen on walking up to people and saying "hi."

So I just found the nearest corner to chill in.

The bell had rang, and a grown lady guided me to a line, and asked who my teacher was, I looked at her and without thinking, I said, "What the heck is a teacher?!?!" She laughed, at least. She asked my name and I told her.

She said I belonged to Mrs. Pellegrin; to which I responded, "No, I belong to my mom and dad."

She just sat there stone faced. Haha.

She grabs my hand, probably thinking "this is the reason why I drink, and cry."

Guides me to this room, and I'm like "...Nope" walk away and went down the hall. She rushes over, "Seth! Come here!" Guides me back!

I go in; I survey the land, so to speak.
I remember thinking, "what is this crap?" Crap was my favorite word at 5 years old. Still kinda is, honestly.

But then I spotted toys! I ran to them! They had all kinds of toys! He-man! And transformers, and some other shit! It was amaze-balls.

Then this skinny ass white lady says to sit down. I wanted to fart all in her face! Not even an exaggeration!

But I sit down in the stupid chair, which has my name on it. I'm like cool, this chair is mine! Any of you bastards try to take it, I will kick you right in the ball bag!

This girl was coloring a nice picture, and I wanted to do it too, I tried taking one of her crayons, and the little bitch sucker punched me! Screaming "my colors!" I was like what the hell is your problem, Bitch Tits?! So yeah, I didn't fuck with her or her stupid colors! The skinny ass white lady starts singing some song, about friendship, and everyone was listening, it was kinda lame but it went something like "friends are great yeah yeah, friends are friendly yeah yeah, friends are fun yeah yeah will you be friends with me?" And we sat there and sang along with this shit, having to hold hands with the person next to you. I had to hold hands with the bitch that punched me!  I don't recall much until lunch time, because I am fat.

There was a line to get to the cafeteria, but I gave zero fucks. I walked straight to the lady and asked for my food bahaha.

They once again, guided me back to the line. Dude, I got sucker punched and was forced hold the same bitch's hand during the friend song, give me my chicken sandwich!

After lunch we were forced to take a nap, I wasn't used to it, so I acted like I was sleeping. The teacher was passing out snacks and putting them by our heads (Graham crackers and raisins!) I heard some movement next to me, this weird kid was trying to eat my Graham Cracker! I looked at him "it's mine, I'll bite you!" And I would've. Graham Crackers are the shit! I don't fuck around!

He put the cracker down, and started sulking. Fuck that kid! Ol' greedy ass!

We wake up from our nap, eat our snacks, and then have a little more toy time. He-man and Optimus Prime are my selection, and they must fucking BATTLE TO THE DEATH! Optimus won! The bell rang, scaring the shit out of me! My step dad picked me up, and I went home. I thought it was only for a day, yeah...no. and It only got worse from there!