Me after a heavy PJO/HOO session
Me: *bursts into the room*
Mom: Are you wearing a bedsheet?
Me: SILENCE MORTAL!
Mom: Oh it's a Percy Jackson thing ugh
Me: HAIL, I AM LADY ARTEMIS, GODDESS OF THE HUNT
Mom: seriously honey get a life
Me: THIS IS MY LIFE MOM
YOU ARE READING
Riordanverse Jokes
HumorBook of Riordanverse jokes and memes. (I wrote this years ago, so I'm sorry it's not very funny lmao I was like 10) I keep this book around because people seem to enjoy it and hey, it has a good handful of reads. Cover art by @spacialrift on Instagr...
