There's a hundred and four days
We spend at camp half blood,
And school comes around just to end it
So the annual problem
For all of us demigods
is finding a good way to spend it...
LIKE MAYBE
Building the Argo II or fighting a titan or discovering our kickass powers
Fighting a monster that shouldn't exist
Or giving a satyr a shower
Whacking the Titan lord
With a plastic hairbrush
Or locating seaweed brain
Finding the Golden Fleece
Predicting prophesies
Or driving Annabeth insane
As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do before olympus starts to fall
So stick with us
Cause a bunch of demigods
Are gonna do it all
Yeah, stick with us
Cause a bunch of demigods
Are gonna do it all
YOU ARE READING
Riordanverse Jokes
HumorBook of Riordanverse jokes and memes. (I wrote this years ago, so I'm sorry it's not very funny lmao I was like 10) I keep this book around because people seem to enjoy it and hey, it has a good handful of reads. Cover art by @spacialrift on Instagr...
