A new prophecy

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I can imagine everyone sitting at the campfire at CHB, having a good time,

Then Rachel doubles over, barfs green smoke, and says: The legendary son of the sea god shall once again go forth and

Annabeth: *Facepalms* gods, here we go again

Percy: *stands up and throws up his hands* GIVE ME A GODS DAM BREAK

The Fates, watching from Mount Olympus: LOL guys we're so good

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