Rick: I'm gonna give Percabeth a hard time.
Fangirls: NO!
Rick: their first date will be interrupted by demon cheerleaders
Fangirls: NO!
Rick: Percy will meet Rachel Elizabeth Dare and she will kiss him
Fangirls: YOU MONSTER
Rick: when they finally get together Percy will lose his memory and they will be apart for seven months
Fangirls: *crying bitter tears*
Rick: Have they had enough?
Fangirls: YES!!
Rick: No. I will now throw them into Hell.
~~~~the next day~~~~
Police officer: So, um, you're saying that he just fell off this cliff?
Fangirls: *nod*
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Riordanverse Jokes
HumorBook of Riordanverse jokes and memes. (I wrote this years ago, so I'm sorry it's not very funny lmao I was like 10) I keep this book around because people seem to enjoy it and hey, it has a good handful of reads. Cover art by @spacialrift on Instagr...
