𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 ➪ 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙘𝙠

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weed

eyesmile:
yo gays

eyesmile:
remember my friend mark

smiley:
the one from canada?

fullsun:
he had the ramen hair right

fullsun:
that was nasty

eyesmile:
those were the dark times

eyesmile:
but yes

eyesmile:
i'm adding him to the group chat

pwark:
but

pwark:
all of our beautiful memories in here

smol:
lmao what memories, all i remember is bad memes and roasting each other

nana:
i mean you're not wrong

eyesmile:
why are y'all so picky

fullsun:
did you really just go cowboy on us

eyesmile:
yes i'm trying to prove i'm not the lamest one here

nana:
lame

smol:
lame

nana:
aHA WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME

smol:
OUR INTELLECTUALISM

smiley:
i can be intellectual too!!

smol:
you made something with eggs and left all the shell pieces on the ground

smol:
then said it wasn't you

smiley:
i sweAR IT WAS THE DOG

pwark:
SHE WAS SLEEPING LIKE THE WHOLE DAY

smiley:
NO SHE WASN'T

nana:
hoes mad 🤪

eyesmile:
you—

nana:
yes.

fullsun:
just add the white boy

fullsun:
it can't get messier than this anyways

eyesmile added markie

markie:
fuck what

markie:
i wasn't prepared

fullsun:
hi ramen

fullsun:
woah when were you ever in my contacts

fullsun:
and why is it markie

smiley:
oh i did that

pwark:
anyways

fullsun:
*^anygays

pwark:
welcome to the holy cultivation of weed

smiley:
i understood none of that

pwark:
good

eyesmile:
hey grandpa

markie:
hello son

nana:
welcome foreigner

smol:
jaemin why

smol:
also hi mark

smiley:
i just did some stalking and damn

smiley:
you had a really nice glow up!!

pwark:
why are those exclamation points necessary

markie:
thanks chenle

markie:
you also grew up

markie:
kind of

fullsun:
are you trying to steal the spot of being the sassiest

fullsun:
because that's not going to work out here

markie:
bitch i'll be soft then

eyesmile:
but what grandpa said was true

eyesmile:
chenle's voice is the same

eyesmile:
he had a glow up tho

pwark:
a nice one

smiley:
you're all bullies except jisung

smiley:
i'm just trying to have a good day

fullsun:
nobody's stopping you

smiley:
renjun save me

smol:
jisung can do that

pwark:
huh

nana:
guys i want a hug right now

smol:
that was random but okay

eyesmile:
go hug your plushie

nana:
it was oNE RIME

nana:
**TIME

markie:
i'm confused

fullsun:
you're not the only one

markie:
i didn't ask if you were

fullsun:
neither did i

markie:
why are you like this

fullsun:
why are you here

markie:
because i just am

fullsun:
you said you'd be soft

fullsun:
don't go back on your word or shit's going to happen

markie:
too late

pwark:
you sound like an old married couple

nana:
yeah go bicker somewhere else

smiley:
i want everyone to be happy

smiley:
stop arguing over nonsense

smol:
i don't even know what to say

eyesmile:
i am: done with this shit