𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 ➪ 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙘𝙠

9

markiee

fullsun:
maRK

markie:
donghyuCK

fullsun:
shit

fullsun:
who the fuck changed the gc name

eyesmile:
ha me

eyesmile:
i knew you'd make this mistake

nana:
damn

nana:
is this tea or tea ☕️

fullsun:
it's bubble tea

markie:
it's coffee

fullsun:
wow we're so good at clowning people 🤡

markie:
whoop we're clowning twinsies

nana:
when the hell did you two start getting along

nana:
i'm clearly missing something here

pwark:
hi guys

fullsun:
*^gays

pwark:
wait whoa

markie:
who tf says whoa

fullsun:
it's spelt woah

markie:
we're really good at clowning people

hyuck:
#clowningtingzzzz

markie:
you did not just become one of those girls on insta

markie:
i'm still going to join anyways

markie:
#🤡

eyesmile:
and all this time you've been calling me lame

smol:
i have arisen from death

smol:
i missed out on something so iconic

smol:
mark and donghyuck being a power duo = all of us falling to our death

smiley:
correct!!

pwark:
hi chenle

smiley:
oh hello jisung

fullsun:
there was no exclamation marks

eyesmile:
something's happening

markie:
chenle

smiley:
yes hyung?

markie:
are you and jisung okay

smiley:
i hope so

pwark:
chenle pm

smiley:
fuck okay

nana:
ZHONG CHENLE

nana:
I DID NOT RAISE YOU FOR SO MANY YEARS SO YOU CAN SWEAR

fullsun:
okay so in conclusion, chenle is not fucking okay and clearly needs our help

markie:
i'm worried now

fullsun:
literally what did y'all start

fullsun:
i was just going to send mark a photo

eyesmile:
nudes??

nana:
wait nudes

smol:
yoU GUYS SHARE NUDES???

markie:
NO WE DON'T

fullsun:
WAIT WHAT NO

eyesmile:
oh shit

nana:
this explains why you're getting along

nana:
you horny fucks

smol:
i have my bible open to pray for your souls

fullsun:
NONONO

fullsun:
IT WAS A MEME

fullsun:
A FUCKING MEME

markie:
i was actually waiting for a reply fml

eyesmile:
so all you've been up to is sharing memes and becoming closer?

nana:
i would never believe that

smol:
yeah same

smol:
it was definitely nudes

nana:
can't you just fly across the world and fuck

nana:
there are probably people who own this app that are jacking off to your nudes rn

fullsun:
i am now very uncomfortable, mark fix this

markie:
i swear on my life and all of yours we haven't ever even thought about doing nasty things like that so stfu before i bring a chainsaw to your house when you're asleep

fullsun:
you can go through our chat if you want

markie:
it isn't very long anyways it'll take thirty seconds to look at

fullsun:
it's really short

fullsun:
like mark's dic—

markie:
donghyuck, that was the worst time to crack a joke like that

nana:
i guess i'll believe y'all 🤠

eyesmile:
yes me too

eyesmile:
grandpa is sensible enough to know what's right and wrong

smol:
hyuck tho

smol:
idk about him

nana:
same