𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 ➪ 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙘𝙠

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me and my homies 😎

smol:
jeno is a fucking bitch who i will not hesitate to kill like right now

fullsun:
okay wow what's got your panties in a bunch this beautiful morning

hubby:
isn't it like three pm there

smiley:
yeah!

fullsun:
stfu i'm trying to live my sad and sleepy life here

pwark:
okay then

nana:
i would also like to kill jeno right now

hubby:
go right ahead

pwark:
what's going on with my partners yeehaw maple syrup howdy eh sorry i'm a canadian

hubby:
gtfo you two year old

pwark:
no.

nana:
lmao i'm gonna go make out with jeno bye

fullsun:
WHAT

hubby:
ah shit, here we go again

fullsun:
BUT YOU SAID YOU WANNA KILL HIM

smol:
i can make out with him too fuck you jaemin i might just have to kill you first

smiley:
love triangle?

fullsun:
SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSSKSKKSSKSKSKSKSKKSS WHERE'S MY SCRUNCHIE I'M STRESSED I NEED TO TIE MY HAIR UP GIVE ME MY HYDRO FLASK ANNA OOP ANNA OOP

hubby:
he's been doing that a lot lately

pwark:
i'm going to eat ice cream bye

smiley:
ME TOO JISUNGIE

pwark:
okaY COME OVER

fullsun:
can y'all not make your plans right here some of us are lonely

hubby:
i'm sorry, did you really just say that when your husband is right here. i might just have to run away with that doctor then.

nana:
HA I MADE OUT WITH JENO FUCK YOU

fullsun:
NO

smol:
NO

fullsun:
I MESSED UP I LOVE YOU

hubby:
I LOVE YOU TOO??

smol:
HE SAID HE'S AT A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT

pwark:
is he getting checked for std's? he probably has them

fullsun:
JAEMIN AND JENO GOT EXPOSED

smol:
JISUNG NO WHATKDNDBJ

pwark:
okay bye fr now i need ice cream

nana:
I HATE YOU RENJUN ARE YOU TRYING TO GET KILLED BY ME

smol:
NO I'M TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH JENO BEFORE YOU DO

hubby:
this is top notch entertainment

fullsun:
I'M CRYINF

eyesmile:
hello! my name is jeno! i would like to say that i want to make out with nobody! thank you for your concern! farewell!

nana:
DANG WTF

fullsun:
BULLSHIT

hubby:
WHY ARE YOU LYING

smol:
I KNOW YOU LOVE ME

fullsun:
I KNOW YOU CARE

hubby:
JUST SHOUT WHENEVER

smol:
AND I'LL BE THERE

fullsun:
YOU ARE MY LOVE

eyesmile:
guess what

nana:
YOU ARE MY HEART

fullsun:
BITCH

smol:
YOU RUINED IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

nana:
NOBODY WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE

nana:
RENJUN LETS MAKE OUT

fullsun:
I'M SQUEAKING

smol:
BYE BYE JENO HELLO JAEMIN

eyesmile:
WAIT WHAT

hubby:
my poor son

fullsun:
hoes really mad

eyesmile:
i don't believe that i deserve this insane amount of disrespect okAY

nana:
YOU DO

smol:
HOW COULD YOU RUIN OUR BEAUTIFUL MOMENT

fullsun:
JUSTIN BIEBER IS QUAKING

eyesmile:
I'M SORRY?

hubby:
you better be

pwark:
what the fuck goes on here, i'm just tryna eat my ice cream

smiley:
stop talking about ice cream oml

fullsun:
we need a family therapist

hubby:
wait if we're a family then..

smol:
incest 🤩

pwark:
i love incest

fullsun:
jisung no

pwark:
kudos to chenle for making me fall in love with him

nana:
i literally can't stop laughing