𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 ➪ 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙘𝙠

33

before you read this, stan exo B)
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hubby

fullsun:
DUCK

hubby:
duck indeed

fullsun:
NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

fullsun:
YOU

hubby:
me

fullsun:
YOU'RE COMING IN A WEEK AAAAAA

hubby:
IK AA

fullsun:
HOLIDAYS STARTED AND IT GOT ME THINKING

fullsun:
YOU'RE COMING SO SOON LIKE

fullsun:
I'M PREPARED BUT I'M NOT

hubby:
same

fullsun:
liKE WHAT IF I END UP HATING YOU AND SHOOT YOU

hubby:
well fair enough then

fullsun:
THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER I WANTED OR EXPECTED

hubby:
CALM DOWN OKAY

fullsun:
I CAN'T THIS IS YOUR FAULT ANYGAYS FUCK YOU

hubby:
okay then :p

fullsun:
bruh moment

hubby:
it's called a questioning your hubby moment for 0.2 seconds

fullsun:
right i forgot

hubby:
mhm

fullsun:
so like

fullsun:
what do we talk about now

hubby:
we talk about how much you want to meet me

fullsun:
but you know what i'm going to say 😔

hubby:
so what :)

fullsun:
i will actually shoot you

hubby:
then do so

fullsun:
okay

hubby:
okay

fullsun:
chogiwa

hubby:
incorrect, you've failed the test

fullsun:
w Ha t

hubby:
yes

fullsun:
no

hubby:
yes

fullsun:
yes

hubby:
:3

fullsun:
you make me want to

fullsun:
shimmy shimmy kokobop
i think i like it

hubby:
the inner stan in you jumped out

hubby:
i'm impressed

fullsun:
ik you are 😌

hubby:
what if i played wolf at our marriage... haha just kidding! unless...?

fullsun:
aWoOoOoOoOoO

hubby:
*howling intensifies*

fullsun:
okay but wolf isn't tHAT bad of a song

hubby:
explain

fullsun:
okay

hubby:
explAIN

fullsun:
okay

hubby:
exPLAIN

fullsun:
okay

fullsun:
if wolf was rearranged and fixed

fullsun:
it could be a masterpiece

hubby:
still a bop that nobody asked for tho

fullsun:
but growl

hubby:
get out of here

hubby:
that song makes me want to wrap a huge cloak around me and sing mama

fullsun:
you can call me monster while doing that

hubby:
i'm creeping in your armpit

fullsun:
lmao okay stream namanana by lay

hubby:
the only song ever

fullsun:
namanana has been screaming love me right to the stupid people who haven't heard it

hubby:
you triggered me

fullsun:
wha

hubby:
SHAWTY IMA PARTY TIL THE SUNDOWN

fullsun:
I SHOULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING

hubby:
the way that power makes me want to overdose is :O

fullsun:
SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR

hubby:
i'm turning into the lead sheep of china

fullsun:
i just got an electric kiss from nothing

hubby:
are you sure that wasn't me giving you a virtual kiss for filling the deep and empty void of me needing a exo-l soulmate?

fullsun:
it took me a sex to make sense of that

hubby:
YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID WRONG THERE RIGHT

fullsun:
FUCK OH SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN THAT

hubby:
WHY ARE WE ACTING LIKE GRADE FOUR KIDS

fullsun:
I SAID A BAD WORD

fullsun:
I MEANT TO SAY SEC I SWEAR

hubby:
YEAH BUT STILL

fullsun:
OOP ANNA OOP SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS I NEED MY HYDRO FLASK SKSKSKSS OMG I CANNOT EVEN SKSKSKSKSSKSKS

hubby:
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT BUT OKAY POP OFF WIFEY