Ella (s.b fanfic)

10

We came back to Hogwarts, Em and Narcissa still can't believe I actually bought that. "Awful, dicrasefull, ugly, horrid, piece of cloths' stuck together." said Emilia.  

"I love it." I said strutting into the castle. I bought all that I needed, and went to unpack my stuff. 

By the time we came back it was dinner. I had dinner with the marauders and my twin, I made sure it wasn't a full moon or else my plan wouldn't have worked today. Then I went back to my room, preparing the spells I'll be using.

During dinner I asked Sebastian to help me, "So you'll be waiting for me just outside the Gryffindor chamber at exactly three in the morning so you can whisper the password to the portrait, okay?" I asked.

"Sure," he said. 

Corydon Capillum for the hair and Per Nasum Ruber  for the nose, now so it's invisible to the him I'll be using, I skipped through my self created spells, yes I create my own spell, so that it's harder to reverse. I am truly the devil's spawn. Ah yes there it is, Et Non Abscondam A Tegendis Corporibus.

Now I'm out of Slytherin chambers, it's three in the morning, after hours, so I have to be  very very discrete about it.

"Thank you James," I said to my James from 2019.  He whispered the password to the portrait, and then we both entered, I went to his room, he was rooming with the marauders.

I didn't even need the glamour charm to look like James, I went to Sirius's bed, he was sleeping soundly, so cute. "Stop gawking at him." whispered Sebastian and gave a low chuckle.

"Can you blame me he's hot, he's shirtless and he's asleep, he looks like a hot liwell baby" I whispered back. 

"TMI, El" he whisper shouted and then I got back to the matter at hand.

I started with the hair spell, "Corydon Capillum", then the nose one, "Per Nasum Ruber", and then to hide it all from his eyes "Et Non Abscondam A Tegendis Corporibus". 

"Bye Black, hope you like your new makeover" I whispered in his ear.

**

The next day I was sitting at the Gryffindor table already with Remus, who usualy wakes upp around the time that I wake up.

"So tell me Ro what exactly did you do to Sirius?" asked Remus. 

"Oh dear Remi, a magician never reveals their secrets." I answered sippping my black coffee. "Anyways did you finich the Grimm brother's fairytales book you were reading?" I asked him, since I've already read it. 

"Yep, these fairytales are much darker than the ones my mother used to tell me before sleep." He chuckled. 

"Yeah." I said smply and fell into a comfortable silence with Remus. That's the thing about Remi, he doesn't need to talk to tell you that you're in, his silence is enough, and he's ffun thhat way.

Peter entered the Great Hall with a wide grin on his face, "Sirius looks like a clown." said Peter as he sat down with us. A couple of girls overheard us, and snickered.

"Black? A clown? doubtful." Said a Gryffindor blondie with blue eeyes. 

"I won't believe it until I see-" the other girl with a fishtail braid was interrupted by the sight of a smirking clown.

"Bloody hell." I heard someone say

Sirius sat down, next to me. "Remus will you please tell James and Seb here that I don't look like a clown I just had a hair routine, brushing and drying to get it the perfect amount of fluff and texture." Said Sirius upon sitting down. 

"Black honey," I giggled, "you have a thing right there," I said and gestured all over his face and hair, theen bursted out laughing.

That's when he realized. His face went blank, then he stared at me. 

"Now was half that muffin worth all of that?" Asked Remus. 

We all laugheed at Sirius' look of regret. 

"It did have my saliva on, does little Siri want to kiss me. Black if you wanted to kiss me so bad you could've just asked." I said and sent him a wink, they all stared at me blankly, Sirius' face went red for the slightest of second, then regained his coposure.

"Well you figured it out, I love you  Rowan Reyez!" he said, and hugged me, "I adore you," He continued on, he stood on the table, "I want to marry you Rowan Reyez." I was laughing my arsse off by then. Everyone in the hall was laughing at his antics, some girls accusedd me of giiving him a love potion, like I need that.

"Black that's against the free card rules!" I warned him and he just chuckled.

"Okay then miss Reyez will you please do me the honor and get rid of that stupid clow face." He begged on one knee. 

I made a face as if I was thinking hard, "umm, Nope" I concluded. "Clown Face, I like that." I chuckled, "I dub the Sirius Black, Clown Face from now onward!" I exclaimed. 

And then we all laughed, Sirius was handeling thee prank pretty well for someone who has a clown face. Guess he's just born with the gift of having every single thing look good on him.

** 

At the end of the day, I went to Sirius, he was fidgeting, hyper and just very much acrive, which makes it hard to undo the spells right, because on top of the incantation, the wand mouvment is pretty hard. 

"Stay still puppy!" I said because he reminded me of a puppy. Fidgety, active, and plus he's like a little dog, his animgus form is a huge doog tho, from what I've heard, but I think puppy fits him better, I chuckled at myself.

Once he stood still he let out an exasperated sigh.

"Will you get it over already, Ro I have a snog session to attend, and I'd very much like to not be late and also not look like a clown." He said frusterated.

"Oh, if you were this punctual to your classes." I said, "Anyways, Undo Horis Praeteritis," I said the incantation and did the very complicated wand mouvments, and badam Sirius was clownless. 

"Is it done? Is my beautiful face back you monster?" He asked and I decided to prolongue the prank. 

"Sirius. If anything clown face is an improvment." I said and he looked hurt.

"Anyways, umm," I took a deep breath, "I don't remember precisly the wand mouvments, so umm... until I go back and chech and rehearse the wand mouvments, well you're stuck with clown face. But I bet all the girls are waiting to snog cllown face right?" I said. Sirius's whole body went stiff, his face drained from color, I almost felt bad for doing this numbeer on him.

Almost.

"Rowan I swear to Merlin's saggy left pant, if I don't get my beautiful face once I wake up in the morning tomorrow. YOU ARE DEAD!" he said and stomped away. 

"Hah, jokes on you, I'm not even born yet." I mumbled and left to the Slytherin chambers.