Ella (s.b fanfic)

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It's been a week since Sirius Orion Black the III has declared war uppon me, and I, of course accepted and fought back.

Since the night I tricked him into thinking he still had clown face, he sought revenge, by plaacing a charm on a pack of Bertti Blotts Every Flavor Beans that I ate, come to think of it, Sebastian tricked me and helped Sirius, that bastard, anyways since then everything I ate tasted like a different bean from Bertti Blotts Every Flavor Bean, some tasted good, others were just disgusting.

So I pranked him, and then he pranked me and so we had a prank wwar going on. 

Apparently people enjooyed our prank war, since none of them were targets. They had fine eentertainment in the safety of knowing that they won't be targeted, of course as long as they don't interfere with the Prank war going on.

People were even taking sides, and showing their allegiance in the form of rubber bands that Remus, Peter, Sebastian and James created, as sellin merch. Black was for Sirius and Grey was for me, my favorite color was grey so I didn't mind. They sold the band for 7 sickles, and have already made a profit. 

We're all in diner right now, and BAM, just in time there was an explosion sound, and everyone looked at the Gryffindor table. Sirius was covered in glitter, and not just any glitter, sticky glitter, that stuck to whatever surface it lands on for 72 hours. Basically Sirius was a walking disco ball. I then walked to the Gryffindor table and stood behind a glitter covered disco ball looking Sirius. 

"Lumos." I said and bright light shone from my wand. Sirius was a human disco ball. He just sat there illuminating the Great Hall. 

And then I heard an expplosion coming from above me, feathers fell in all colors, colorful featheers fell all oover my body. I looked like an exotic parrot, Sirius then stood up made a weird dancy mmove and the glitter all fell, he then wiinked at me, while I stood there looking like a fucking exotic parrot. 

**

I entered the marauders dorm during lunch, with the help of Sebastian of course, then filled Sirius water bottle with a powder. A pwder that I bought from Zonko's that is easily solluble and so transparent to the naked eye when mixed with a fair amount of water, anyways since I couldn't shake my feather's off, Sirius would be laying eggs out of his arse every time he tried to poop for a couple of days. 

After exiting the Gryffindor chambers I deglamourized my James appearance. Of course not before getting reevenge over his betrayal. 

"ROWAN REYEZ!" Shouted James from across thhe hall, "Why did you tell my Lily-kins that I will am a git, and that I will happily take care of her untamable stupid cat that scratches at me every time that I get even remotly close to herto redeem my past actions? You glamoured yourself as me!" He said accusingly and pointed his index finger at me. 

"Why did you tell my ennemy of my plot against him?" at my accustion he blushed in embarassment.

"Okay, fine I'm sorry, but in my defence he caught us talking and he wouldn't leave me alone." said James.

"REYEZ!" Came Black's booming voice, he was walking towards us with a limp, apparently both his legs weren't functioning well. I chuckled at his appearance.

"Oh black, LAY down, your legs seem to be tired." I told him while trying to surpress a barking laugh.

"Not funny Reyez, my arse has streched wide enough to lay big bloody dragon looking eggs," he said,, he did sound hurt, but does it phase me, nope.

"Maybe LAYING down might help" I said and walked away.

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"I have called this meeting in order to discuss thee latest prank war status, Sirius and Rowan seem to be tied at 23 succefull pranks, each." said James.