Peter Parker Oneshots

Oh Shi- "Language!!!" •Part 1•

Requested by
Aaron2024024

I tried...

Peter obviously wasn't prepared for today. He fell off the bed and faceplanted on the floor in the middle of the night, missed his alarm, realised he put his shirt on backwards when he finally got to school. Not to mention that Flash actually punched in the face instead of yelling at him or something.
Peter just blamed his parker luck ™ for that.
But he blamed his dad, Tony Stark for that because his OTHER dad, Stephen Strange wouldn't do that to him, right?
"Good morning class! Today we will be going on a surprise field trip! Don't worry, we already got your parent(s) to sign it. So that means all of you will be going on the field trip which will be commencing next period."

Peter's eyes little up with excitement as he heard the familiar ring of the bell, signalling that it was time for the surprise field trip!

As Peter was on the bus, Ned nudged him.
"Hey, doesn't this road seem familiar to you?"

Ned said to him, knowing where they were going as he was actually being observant of his surroundings.

"What do you mean-"

"Alright class! We have finally arrived at....
Stark Industries!"

Peter almost choked on air if it wasn't for Ned.

"What Penis Parker?! Afraid we're finally gonna find out about your little internship lie?!"
Flash mockingly yelled out to Peter.

Honestly, Peter didn't even hear Flash, he was to busy thinking of everything that could go wrong-

- They might find out that he's Spider-Man.
-Find out that he was the son of Stephen Strange and Tony Stark.
- The rest of the Avengers might embarrass him..

Oh the list could go on, but Peter was shocked from the next thing that happened.

Tony Stark and Stephen Strange were hs tour guides...

Sorry if it's not that long, I currently have writers block and I am looking for inspiration. But I will never, ever, discontinue this book.