Peter Parker Oneshots

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It's about 2 in the morning and I randomly thought of this.

SpooderBoi: Can I stick to a non-stick pan?

TheIrony: Peter, it's 3 in the morning go to bed.

SpooderBoi: You didn't answer my question

SpooderBoi: Are you even listening to me?

SpooderBoi: Helloooooo...?

SpooderBoi: Mr. Stark?

SpooderBoi: Tony?

SpooderBoi: Mr. I had pink hair for a month?

SpooderBoi: Mr. Prank victim?

SpooderBoi: Mr. Stank?

SpooderBoi: Tiny Stank?

SpooderBoi: Tony Stank?

SpooderBoi: Stark Raving Hazelnuts?

SpooderBoi: Mr. Dad?

SpooderBoi: Dad?

SpooderBoi: Damn it I thought that would work

SpooderBoi: I'll go annoy someone else then
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SpooderBoi: If someone were to Thor's hammer on a submarine, would the submarine sink down all the way to the ocean, or would it be weightless?

IGuessTheyNeverMiss: I'm betting $10 it sinks

SpooderBoi: Makes sense, but here the question.

IGuessTheyNeverMiss: I'm listening...

SpooderBoi: would I be able to stick to a non-stick pan?

SpooderBoi: hello?

SpooderBoi: what..

SpooderBoi: why...

SpooderBoi: Damn it why did happen again?!?!