Random shitpost

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Flash: Peter's so annoying
Peter:*climbs up the wall* i heard you were talking shit about me?

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Peter: so Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie!

Ned:* banging a pot in the background*

Peter: Annie are you ok?! Would you tell us! That you're ok!?

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Steve: I wanna be a cowboy baby
*keeps repeating it*
*starts swinging*

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Peter, to tony: You're my dad! You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

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Aunt may: When you wish upon a star-

The amazing spiderman 2 peter: nothing happens.

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