Peter Parker Oneshots

noooooo

Peter found out he had a school field trip to stark towers tomorrow. So, he decided to do something...

Peter walked into the kitchen where he found a spider. He screamed and ran to get the spider repellent. When he found it he sprayed the spider with it and the spider started to slowly die.

Peter got an idea.

(Pray for the world's safety)

He sprayed his arm with bug spray. At first, nothing happened, so he decided that it didn't work. Then he began to feel a bit dizzy, and like any other person would do. He vomited.

"Hey ki.......what the fuck?!"

"Language!"

Was all Peter heard until he blacked out.

{-S k i d e e t s k i d o o t-}

Peter woke up, he looked around and found himself in an unfamiliar room. He thought he was kidnapped. Again. So he jumped out of bed. Which he immediately regretted. As he felt immense pain shoot thought his head and arm, especially his arm. He looked at his arm to see it all swollen and bruised. Deciding the same thing happened to his head, he went to the mirror to take a look. He didn't expect to see a sticky note attached to his head.

Hey guess what? You sprayed yourself with spider repellent spider-boy. I wonder how that happened..
Anyways, there are some clothes on the bed. -if you haven't already kicked it off..

Btw, you get the day off today.

-Avenger

Yay.

Peter thought, he actually got the day off. He looked at the bed to see some clothes about to fall off the bed.

He couldn't believe it.

Peter stood in front of the mirror, in his new clothes.

Correction: Hawkeye merch.

He grumbled and made his way down to the training room, grabbing a pancake and a mug of coffee along the way.

When he entered the training room, he saw his class.....?

Oh god.

He dropped his mug directing all attention to him.
Immediately people started to whisper.

"Is that Peter?!-"

"Omg look at his clothes-"

"Does he really have an internship?-"

"He looks so hot like this-"

"What the heck Parker?!-"

*cough* *cough*

Everyone looked to the door to find,

Clint.

What's a surprise.

Clint scanned the room before his eyes found Peter.
He grinned.

"Peter! I knew you would wear it! Now we can be twins!"

Clint said, ripping off his clothes. Showing the Hawkeye merch underneath.

"Omg are the wearing the same clothes-"

"It's Hawkeye I think I'm gonna have a panic attack-"

"*unholy screams*-"

"Now they both look hot-"

Mr Murphy (I forgot the real name of the teacher) spoke up.

"Peter. I told you that you were NOT allowed on this field trip. Follow me and I will call your guardians to come get you, your suspension will also be sorted out"

"I don't think that will need to be necessary."