-Monday, 12:00am -pol: i better not see any of you bitches eating meat
jon: currently consuming steak at midnight fuck you
pol: So that's how you want to play it, huh?
jon: o no, the admin made u use proper grammar is something cursed about to happen
jon: wait what
jon: PAUL GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
jon: RINGO GEORGE HELP
jon: OH GOD THEY CAN'T HEAR ME THEY HAVE AIRPODS IN OH FUCK
-Monday, 9:48am -
bingo: Uhhh, John are you okay?
joj: Paul went beast mode on his ass.
joj: rip epic gamer 😔👊🏻
jon: help
bingo: what happened???
jon: paul showed up to my house at midnight
joj: did y'all fuck or something
jon: i wish
jon: I mean shut up** damn autocorrect
jon: he started fortnite dancing next to my bed I'm still shaking
joj: so
joj: Paul McCartney, our Paul
joj: showed up to your house
joj: at midnight
joj: fortnite danced then left
joj: ¿because you ate meat on a Monday?
jon: yea
bingo: understandable have a nice day
jon: actually he's still here he passed out
joj: absolute mad lad
- 3:32pm -
pol: hey 😌🌸
joj: no one:
paul, after a mental breakdown: 😌🌸bingo: Paul u alright man?
pol: never better
jon: I'm still traumatized
jon: where did you learn to f l o s s
joj: plot twist pol invented fortnite
bingo: do me a favor guys and lose my number thanks peace n love😎✌️🌟❤️🍒🎶🎵🥦☮️
joj: no
jon: no
pol: no
bingo: 😔✌️🌟❤️🍒🎶🎵🥦☮️
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