((I WAS ASKED TO DO PART 3 TO THE MASON SAGA SKDJDKDJ I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY JOSIE SKDJD))
— Thursday, 2:58am —
Jon: anyone awake??
Pol: yea
Joj: meee
Bingo: sadly yes
Jon: some fucking geese are making noise outside wtf
Pol: wow same actually
Joj: me,,, too
Bingo: me?? Too??
Jon: wait
Jon: oh god
Pol: what
Jon: he's here
Joj; who's here?
Jon: satan
Pol: ah, mason
Pol: WAIT S H I T
Pol: I CAN'T GET ATTACKED BY GEESE AGAIN NO PLEASE
Bingo: my hands are shaking wtf
Joj: brb gonna go grab a snack, I'll worry later
Jon: WE NEED TO PLAN AN ATTACKSSKDJDK
Pol: how about we split up
Bingo: i hear yodeling in the distance no no no it cannot end like this
Bingo: war and hatred 😠✌️💔🥦🍒👊🏻
Jon: THAT'S THE SPIRIT RINGO
Jon: PAUL HOW ARE WE GONNA SPLIT UP WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME HOUSESKDJSK
Pol: now we are
Bingo: HOW DID YOU DO THAT
Pol: magic bitch
Pol: wait where the fuck is George he said he'd get a snack like 30 minutes ago oof
Jon: knowing him he ate the entire fridge
Jon: 💖
Pol: supportive boyfriend energy
Bingo: cough cough john wants to get laid cough cough
Jon: you might want to get that cough checked out
Joj: sup mothafuckas I'm now where you are at apparently
Joj: what the fuck is this plot
Pol: WHERE WERE YOU
Joj: eating tf
Jon: leave George alone ÙwÚ
Bingo: WE'RE ABOUT TO BE ATTACKED BY A DEMON CHILD AND HIS ARMY OF GEESE CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS ON THAT
Jon: oh yeah forgot
Jon: ok George and I will go down to the basement
Bingo: WHERE EVEN ARE WE WHY DO YOU NEED TO GO DOWN INTO THE BASEMENT
Pol: plz don't fuck remember our lives are in danger
Joj: that's the exciting part
Pol: I'm genuinely worried about you
Bingo: war and hatred uwu
Pol: scratch that I'm worried about fucking all of you
Jon: OKAY LETS DO IT
— 3:54am —
Joj: I HEAR GROWLING IM SCARED
Jon: that's your stomach bitch
Joj: oh
Pol: THE YODELING IS LOUDER IM-
Pol: S O M E T H I N G P E C K E D M E
Pol: OH GOD
Jon: Paul...
Joj: he ded
Bingo: rip
Bingo: WAIT RIP ME REMEMBER IM WITH PAUL
Jon: so they attacked him and not you??
Joj: the mental picture of Paul getting pecked mercilessly by geese while Ringo watches in horror makes me lose my damn mind lmfao
Jon: and i oop-
Bingo: WAIT OH GOD NO
Bingo: HELP
Bingo: THE YODELING IS LOUDERSJDJDM
Bingo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jon: welpppp he's gone
Joj: rip in peace 🥺👊🏻
Mason: rip y'all
Jon: BEGONE THOT
Joj: THOT BEGONE
Jon: try our new thot begone spray, comes in six new flavors, repel a hoe today
Joj: is the writer just writing anything now
Jon: yeah she's drowsy from the cold medicine
Joj: F
Jon: F
Mason: F
Jon: GET THE FUCK OUT
Mason: no u
Joj: oh shit we can't argue with that
Jon: you're right
Jon: you win
Joj: Pussy
Jon: his no u was too strong i have no strength left for a u no
Joj: sad gamer moment 🥺 🎮
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— Friday, 10:35am —
Pol: y'know
Pol: that's all I have to say about this story
Bingo: war and hatred
Joj: Ringo buddy u ok?
Jon: he's broken
Pol: like and subscribe for more cursed content
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i don't even know what to say anymore tbh lmao
