((not even my grieving could stop me from bringing more cursed content))
-Saturday, 10:39am-
*Jon has added Pol and Bingo to the group: This has been keeping me awake at night*
Jon: So I need to settle something rn
Pol: ugh
Pol: what
Jon: So in the last chapter it was said that George's fursona is a seagull
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Jon: but in this picture
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Jon: he is a BEAR?????????
Bingo: how much thought have you put into this-
Jon: more than I'm willing to admit
Jon: but like
Jon: what is he
Pol: you can always ask him??
Jon: oh true
Jon: I'm nervous I never asked someone what their fursona is, what if he doesn't go with me to the convention over this???🥺😔
Bingo: first world problems
Pol: I would say this is the worst conversation I've ever had but we all know that's not true
Pol: just ask him
Jon: fine
———
-11:04am-
Jon: hey George if you don't mind me asking, is your fursona a seagull or a bear?😳
Joj: lmfao bitch i- 😳
Jon: answer the question or perish
Joj: oh damn you're serious
Joj: why do you wanna know😳💅🏻
Jon: because 😳
Jon: it's been keeping me awake I need to know 😔👊🏻
Joj: okay... just don't judge
Joj: I am not just a seagull, I am not just a bear
Joj: I am, a fucking seabear
Bingo: I read that like a poem lmfao
Pol: i-
Jon: y-you're a WHAT
Joj:
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Jon: brb I'm making an anti seabear circle as we speak
Joj: BITCH U BETTER NOT OR ELSE IM DIVORCING YOUR ASS
Jon: I THOUGHT WE WERE DATING SKSJS WHEN DID WE GET MARRIED
Joj: SINCE NOW
Joj: IM TAKING THE KIDS
Jon: FUKC U KAREN
Pol: that was wild from start to finish
Pol: what do you have to say about this ringo??
Bingo:
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Pol: Ah, yes. Thank you for your input.
Bingo: 😎 🍆 ✌🏻🌟💖🦏🥦 🎶 ☮️
((Imagine being my boss or someone important and stumbling across this shit))
