((Josie and I made this up late last night and I almost died laughing oops))
- Saturday 7:32pm -
Joj: So as everyone who has ever read this cursed book knows Paul, Ringo, and John are confirmed furries bc the author has a weird fucking sense of humor
Pol: uh yea owo
Joj: i thought this would be an excellent time to say...
Joj: i is furry
Pol: how do we know you ain't lying
Jon: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bingo: prove your worth to us
Jon: damn Ringo that's harsh
Jon: prove to us you that you ain't a pathetic excuse for a joke
Joj: ok *dEep bReaTh*
Joj: Rawr🐲🐊 x3😋 nuzzles how are you😉🙂 pounces on you😛 you're😃 so😄 warm🤒😈 o3o😏 notices😯 you have a bulge🍆 o:😯😮 someone's happy😃 ;)😉😜 nuzzles your necky wecky😈😗~ murr~ hehehe😊 rubbies👋🤚 your bulgy🍆 wolgy you're😌 so big😯😮 :oooo rubbies👋🤚 more on your bulgy🍆 wolgy it🚫 doesn't stop🛑 growing ·///· 😐kisses😚😘 you🙂 and lickies😝👅💦💦 your necky👂 daddy💦💦 likies 👍(;😌😜 nuzzles🙃 wuzzles I😍 hope🙏🙌 daddy🍆 really likes👍💦💦 $: wiggles butt🍑 and squirms I😉 want😌 to see👀👁️👁️ your😋 big😐 daddy💦💦 meat🍆🍆~ wiggles butt🍑 I😖 have😔 a little😖 itch o3o😬 wags🤤 tail can you😏 please get my itch😉~ puts paws🐾 on your💪 chest nyea👍~ its a seven7️⃣ inch📏📐 itch😖 rubs👋🤚 your chest can you help👷 me⬇️ pwease😌🙃😰😳😈 squirms pwetty pwease😌🙃😰😳😈 sad face☹️😞😭😢 I😬😬😩 need to2️⃣ be🐝 punished🙄 runs paws🐾 down⬇️⬇️⬇️ your😆 chest and bites lip👄💋 like I⬇️🙄 need😐 to2️⃣ be🐝 punished really good👍👍👌~ 🐾 on your bulge🍆 as I⬇️ lick😝 my lips💋👄 I'm⬇️🙄 getting thirsty💦💦💦. I⬇️😎 can🙂 go😃 for4️⃣ some😋 milk🥛🍼🐄 unbuttons🔘 your pants👖 as my eyes👁️👁️ glow😍 you😉 smell so musky😏 :v😯 licks shaft🍆 mmmm🙂~ so musky😏 drools🤤 all over your cock🍆💦💦 your😎 daddy🍆💦💦💦 meat🍆 I😃 like👍👌😍 fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls🐶🐱 hehe😄 puts snout🐽 on balls⚽⚾🏀🏐🏈🏉🎱🎾🎳🏓 and inhales deeply💨💨🌬️ oh😨 god😨 im so hard😱~ licks balls⚽⚾🏀🏐🏈🏉🎱🎾🎳🏓 punish me😲 daddy🍆💦💦~ nyea~😫 squirms 😫more and wiggles butt🍑 I love😍😘 your musky😏 goodness👍👌 bites lip👄💋 please🙏 punish🤛🤜 me😧 licks😋👄💋 lips nyea~😫 suckles on your tip😆🍆 so good👍👌 licks👅👅💦💦 pre of your cock🍆 salty😋 goodness😆👍👌~ eyes role back😰 and goes balls deep😱 😰mmmm~ moans😰 and suckles🙃 '
Bingo: wow
Pol: You passed the test
Jon: that bleach in my kitchen is looking pretty s p i c y you're in
Joj: yay
Joj: this is my fursona btw