((this is actually an inside joke with me and my friends. Josie made me do it sisjskdjdfj))
- Tuesday, 9: 45pm -
Jon: i feel a disturbance
Jon: tell ringo to unblock me guys
Joj: okay
Bingo: what
Jon: i don't know something's wrong
Mason: what up bitches
Joj: WHO TF ARE YOU
Pol: how are you here who added you
Bingo: I'm so confused hElp
Jon: OH NO
Jon: Oh shit
Jon: mason ramsey
Jon: the yodeling Walmart boy
Pol: WHATNSJDLSDN
Mason: 👌🤠👌
Joj: h-hello?¿???¿
Jon: DONT INTERACT WITH IT
Jon: GET OUT OF HERE SATAN
Jon: b-begone t-thot-
Mason:🤠
Joj: send something else wtf
Mason: 🦆🤠
Joj: Wha-
— Jon has added Paul, Joj, and Bingo to the group "Beebles" —
Jon: WE HAVE TO PLAN OUR ATTACK
Pol: he's a twelve year old boy-
Jon: the worst kind of boy
Bingo: why is there so many geese outside my house
Jon: THATS HIS ARMY
Jon: shit we're too late
Joj: i feel like I'm in a poorly written military movie
Joj: the geese are outside mine too
Pol: m-mine too
Jon: mine as well
Jon: it was nice knowing y'all
Joj: what is happening
Joj: how do you like,,, know so much about this twelve year old yodeling boy
Jon: I've fought him in the past
Jon: he ripped my only son away from me
Pol: bitch you have two you abandoned one
Jon: oh yea, forgot
Jon: but anyway he's satan and who the fuck yodels in the middle of a Walmart lmao
Pol: oh my g
Jon: PAUL
Jon: O SHIT
Jon: Ringo? George?
Jon: Oh my god i
— Wednesday, 3:23am —
Pol: I GOT FUCKING ATTACKED BY AN ARMY OF GEESE AND TRAMPLED BY FUCKING COWBOY BOOTS
Joj: the author's friends are wild
Bingo: I- I'm going to bed good fucking night peace and hatred
Pol: wait where's john
Jon: HE WAS TOO STRONG
Joj: damn he's crying
Jon: I couldn't stop him
Jon: i can still hear his yodeling ringing in my ears
Pol: what even is this chapter
Joj: josie is gonna have to pay for our therapy
Joj: john's still crying
Jon: WHO THE FUCK GETS FAMOUS FOR YODELING IN A WALMART
Jon: I've done that m a n y times I WASNT SOBER BUT AM I FAMOUS FOR IT?? N o
Joj: i really want to believe that the moral of this chapter is that John is, in fact, jealous that he didn't become famous for yodeling in a walmart
Jon: THAT COULD'VE BEEN ME
Pol: christ
Pol: good night
Joj: john?
Joj: john??
Jon: WHAT
Joj: c'mon, let's go to Walmart. You yodel and I'll film
Jon: ... okay:)
Pol: have fun
Pol: liek and snurbscribe for more cursed content
———
I hope Josie is happy
