Deltarune x Reader |ONE-SHOTS

|SUSIE MEETS SANS|

Susie stomped with an axe over her shoulder.

Sans strolled with a ketchup bottle.

They both were on a sidewalk, just about to pass each other.

"Hey kiddo."

Susie stopped, and glanced at the skeleton, "What do you want?"

"Just was saying hi, buddy. Nothing PERSON-nal."

The dinosaur blinked, "Was that a pun?"

"I don't know, you tell me."

She grabbed his collar, holding her weapon to his throat, "Y o u b e t t e r h o p e i t w a s n ' t."

Sans continued to grin, "There's no need to get excited. You might AXE-idently hurt me if you keep this up."

_____(A few moments later)________________

"Can't we talk this over?"

Susie held Sans over a cliff.

"No."

Then she yeeted him away.

THE END.

Ok I'm done.