Deltarune x Reader |ONE-SHOTS

Teenager Sans meets Susie

Sans was wearing a green-blue hoodie and sneakers. A orange cap was fixed on his head. Susie pushed a strand of her hair back. Her yellow eyes were on him.

"You know a picture lasts longer," said a voice.

Him.

He looked right at her. She turned red.

"Um," she muttered, "Sorry."

He shrugged and drank out of a ketchup bottle. The sauce dribbled down his chin. Susie took a deep breath and shoved her hands into her pockets.

"You're Sans right?"

"Yep."

"Aren't...you going to make like... a pun?"

"A what?"

"A pun. It's a witty joke."

"Puns are lame and heh..."

He gave a wide smile.

"I'm not lame."

His eye flashed bright GREEN. She took a step back.

"O-okay. Sorry."

He went back to normal and gave her a lazy grin that revealed his braces.

"Glad ya understand."

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"WHERE IS MY SANS," Susie cried to Papyrus.

"HM?"

"THE SMILEY ASS WHO MAKES GOOD PUNS."