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Veli : Big brother Envy, what type of girl that you like?

Envy : I like the girl who can cook, cleaning the house, have a kind heart, her hair not so long with a pair of cat ears. And mostly, her hair color must white and her eyes color must blue.

Vic : Envy... she ask for type of girl, not Kindness description.

Envy : Well... there you go.

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Veli : Big brother Gluttony, why you like be around big sister Temperance?

Gluttony : Well... she was nice, she always buy me a food, she care about my health.

Vic : You keep embarrassing photo of her and force her to do whatever you want, or you will give the photo to Slander didn't you?

Gluttony : How the....?

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Lust : Chastity, did you think i'm pretty or ugly?

Chastity : Both of them.

Lust : What does that mean?

Chastity : You pretty ugly.

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Charity : You have 5 cake, and you give your friend 2. How many cake do you have left?

Greed : Still 5

Charity : Eh? Why?

Greed : Because i don't have any friend.

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Lust : Chastity... do you love me?

Chastity : Of course....

Lust : Real-

Chastity : I don't

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Envy : *in the middle of doing something importain*

Veli : Big brother Env-

Envy : OH SHUT UP YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH*T!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!!!! WHY YOU ALWAYS BOTHERING ME WHEN I'M BUSY???!!!!!

Veli : But-

Envy : DON'T TALK BACK WHEN I'M TALKING!!!! YOU HAVE TO RESPECT SOMEONE WHO OLDER THAN YOU!!!! IT BETTER GOOD OR I WILL PUNCH YOU!!!!

Veli : *start sobbing* Huweh... i-i j-just *hik* want to say that big brother Arbitrous flirt with big sister Kindness

Envy : .... *feel a scary aura*

Vic : *holding a machete*

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Cowardice : I have a dream that sins and virtues can be a good ally once more. What is your dream?

Despair : ......

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Diligence : Sloth can you do something other than playing video game and sleep all day?

Sloth : Sure, i'm breathing.

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Arbitrous : Why Kindness choose that lizard more than me? I mean, look at me.... I'm humble, i was strong, i never look other as a insect, and i'm wise enough.

Humility : ........ maybe Envy was Kindness type.

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Necro : Envy... i love your sister.

Envy : Really?

Necro : Yes.

Envy : How much do you love her?

Necro : I love her more than my own life.

Envy : So you tell me that your love for Lust is bigger than your life?

Necro : ..... how...?

(Veli : Secara teknis kak Envy punya 4 saudari, dan dua diantaranya udah pacaran. Dan yang tersisa tinggal Cowardice dan Lust, dia mikir kau itu mencintai Lust.)

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Hope : Big brother, i have to go today. What i should prepare?

Despair : Who you go with anyway?

Hope : Ehm... it's Humi... we gonna go at date.

Despair : .... Oh.... then i will go with you.

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Witchcraft : I have many wishes, but none of them come true.

Vanessa (that come back to life) : .....

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Lust : Chastity... i know deep inside you love me so much.

Chastity : Yeah...

Lust : I know it.

Chastity : As a rival.

Lust : .....

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Kindness : Veli... do you have someone that you put dislike on?

Veli : No.

Kindness : Oh... that mean you are a kindheart per-

Veli : But, if you ask if i put hate on someone, i have plenty people.

(Veli : Ingat ini cuma candaan doang.... 😁😁😁)

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Chastity : *wishing upon the star*

Lust : What you wish for?

Chastity : You....

Lust : Aw.....

Chastity : Will be death and disappear from my life.

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Veli : What happend if Cowardice have a adult human form?

Mischie : Then praying that she will be save and can walk.

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Veli : What happend if Lust and Chastity was a guy?

Vic : Then i will wear headphone everyday.

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Cowardice : What is your bigest fear?

Necromancy : I think... nothing.

Cowardice : Oh... a mouse....

Necromancy : *turn into chibi form* WHAT??? WHERE???? GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

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Despair : Everyone hate me and love Hope.

Hope : Big brother... not everyone in this world love me, there some people that dislike even hate me?

Despair : Who? Give me their name and address, i want to have 'private talk'.

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