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I gave the bunny back to Jordan. Jordan jumped up.

"Shit! I gotta go same my Sodom record! Bye, see you later!" He said running out of the office. I watched him run and almost slipping on the carpet. I saw him pass by my mother. Oh my god my mom's already here. I stood up.

"Okay. I think it's my time to go." I said about to walk out. But the principal called her into his office. Motherfucker.

"Hello, I'm principal Hangguns." He said shaking her hand. Oh, so that's his name.

"Hi. May I ask what fully happened?" My mom asked. I leaned back in my chair folding my arms.

"Yes, well. Another student brought a bunny to school. He apparently bought it on the way to school cause he just wanted to see what would happen. He said that his name is Ozzy Crüe and that it's his son. When the teacher told him to go to the office, Alice stood up in a chair and yelled. 'I object, that is my child too! And I will not allow him to leave!' Then when asked to go to the office with the other student they both walked out laughing." The principal said. I looked at my mom. I could tell she was trying her best not to smile or laugh. After 2 minutes we got to leave. The moment we got in the car we busted out laughing.

"Alice! You can't do that!" She tried to lecture me but couldn't cause she was laughing so hard.

"I don't even need to ask who the 'other student' was. Do I? It was Jordan, right?" She assumed. I nodded. We got home. My dad was luckly at work. I sat in the couch watching TV and my mom was in the other room. Jordan then called.

"Yellow." I answered.

"Holy shit I need to get out of here. I understand if I'm not allowed to but can I please come over? If not, can we please meet at the park? If you want to?" He said.

"Why?" I asked.

"I got home and Jason yelled at me whatever, whatever. And then I just stayed in my room playing with Ozzy Crüe. His girlfriend came over. And long story short. He calls us loud when we fuck! The only reason I'm not jumping out of my window right now is because Ozzy Crüe would get hurt. And I don't want to leave him here and have our child be traumatized!" He said.

"Yes! Jordan can come over! And he can bring the bunny too." My mom yelled from the other room.

"Yeah, you and Ozzy Crüe can come over. See yeah soon. Love you." I said hanging up. I then started to think. I walked into the other room where my mom was folding laundry. "Wait, how did you hear our conversation?" I asked her.

"I was in here listening to music when your phone somehow connected to my Bluetooth speaker while you were on the phone. That's honestly hilarious." She answered. I was kinda embarrassed. I mean. She litterly just heard that his brother says that we're loud when we fuck. There was then a knock on the door. That was quick. I ran to the door and opened it up.

"OZZY CRÜE!" I yelling within excitement taking the bunny.

"Well... I feel loved..." He laughed. "Oh yeah, I got a bunny carrier for him and some other things. It's just in my car. One second." He said. He ran and got a bunny carrier for him and a bag of baby carrots. He came back in and I closed the door. "I didn't think we'd want to hold him the whole entire time and wouldn't want to set him down without keeping an eye on him." He said.

"Good idea." I said nodding my head. I put him in carrier and we went down to my room.

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