Harry Potter characters sing

The final battle

None of the good guys died! Stay with me here.

Harry needed to kill the snake, he needed a distraction. No one knew how to do it. In came the MRA (Muggle raised army). The Slytherin muggleborns went to one side of the battlefield and the others walked to the opposite side.

Hermione is Mal
Hanna is Evie
Seamus is Carlos
Dean is Jay
Justin is Ben

The deatheaters turned silent and the school wondered what was happening. Music started to play and the MRA's appearances changed.

Huh, let's get this party started
I swear I'm cold-hearted
There's no negotiation
I'm not here for debatin'
You need some motivation?
Just look at Ben's face
Then ask yourself how long you think I'll remain patient
I'll throw him overboard and let him swim with killer sharks
You either hand over the wand or he'll be ripped apart

The deatheaters smiled and the Slytherin muggleborns. They thought 'They have so much potential!'

Now, let's all just be smart
Although for you that must be hard
You'll get your wand
No one has to come to any harm
Don't try to intimidate
Your bark is much worse than your bite
Who's the baddest of them all?
I guess we're finding out tonight

Everyone turned to shock as Hermione started her verse. The school looked proud but confused as the deatheaters were glaring.

Let's go, bring it on
Better give us what we want
It's the wand for the crown
If you don't, it's going down

Everyone turned to shock as the groups started dancing a bit.

Let's go, make your move
Peace or war, it's up to you
Give him up and do it now
If you don't, it's going down

We want the wand
Or else the king is gone
Your time is running out
You should really watch your mouth

Let's go, pound for pound
We're prepared to stand our ground
Put your swords up, put 'em up
It's going down

Oh, oh, oh, make the trade
Oh, oh, oh, or walk the plank
Oh, oh, oh, make the trade
Oh, oh, oh, or walk the plank

Ok, look, this is not a conversation
It's a do-or-die situation
If you don't give me back the king
I'll have no hesitation
I'll serve you right here
And I don't need a reservation
That way your whole pirate crew can have a demonstration
Release him now, and we can go our separate ways
Unless you wanna deal with me and the VKs

"What are the VKs?" Many people asked.

So that's your big speech, huh?
An empty ultimatum?

All it takes is one swing and I'll humiliate him
Matter of fact, make one wrong move and I'll debilitate him
And if he even starts to slip, I'll eliminate him
All it takes is one long look and I'll

Craig! We get it, chill

(Craig is a Slytherin I made up.)
Everyone fighting against Voldemort snorted.

Let's go, bring it on
Better give us what we want
It's the wand for the crown
If you don't, it's going down

Let's go, make your move
Peace or war, it's up to you
Give him up and do it now
If you don't, it's going down

We want the wand
Or else the king is gone
Your time is running out
You should really watch your mouth

Let's go, pound for pound
We're prepared to stand our ground
Put your swords up, put 'em up
It's going down

Hey, we don't have to choose
We don't have to light the fuse
Mal, whatever you do, it's gonna be a lose-lose
There's gotta be a better way
Uma, I promise I'll give you your chance
You'll have your say

Everyone got more confused at the names.

Silly king! You? Give me?
You're gonna give me a chance?
Well, not a chance

Oh, oh, oh, make the trade
Oh, oh, oh, or walk the plank
Oh, oh, oh, make the trade
Oh, oh, oh, or walk the plank

Let's go, bring it on
Bring it on, it's going down
Time is running out
Bring it on, it's going down
Let's go, bring it on
Bring it on, it's going down
Time is running out
Bring it on, it's going down

Let's go, pound for pound
We're prepared to stand our ground
Put your swords up, put 'em up
It's going down

Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, yo, oh, whoa, woa, oh
Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, yo, oh, whoa, whoa, oh

Uma, Uma, Uma, Uma

What's my name?
What's my name?
What's my name?
Say it now

The watchers stood in shock and did not notice Neville and Harry going for the snake and Voldemort. As the sword came down and cut the snake in half, Harry disarmed his enemy, making him crumble into nothing. The deatheaters were scared and enraged that they were side tracked and lost their leader. The MRA defeated the lot of them whilst everyone else were coming out of their trances.

"You're welcome for saving your asses!" Hermione told them. The MRA's were stilled dressed in their outfits, they forgot about that.

"Nice distraction." Harry praised his best friend and everyone cheered.