December 3rd:

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I woke up to Noodle all up in my grill.
"AHH SHIT NEWDULL WHE'E DA HELL DID YEW COME FROM?!!" I screamed.
"Get up, you and Murdoc have to do an interview today!" She giggled, jumping off of me and running out, still in her Hello Kitty pajamas.
"Dammit..." I groaned, peeling my duvet off of my body, noticing a wet spot on the front of my briefs, "Shit, no' again!"

*After Private Time...*

Murdoc and I went down to the kitchen at the same time.
"Rude awakening?" He asked, his morning voice making me want to run straight back to my room and wank again.
"Er... Yeah, Newdull scared the shet outta me..." I laughed nervously, blushing.
He noticed this and gave me a funny look, but shrugged it off as he probably thought I was embarrassed. Murdoc surprised me when he grabbed a Red Bull out of the fridge.
"Today's the day..." He began to sing wildly, "Ah learn ta fly! Flyin' through the air! LIKE A BUTTERFLY!!!"
He then grabbed a broom and started jumping around with it.
Needless to say, I laughed my ass off. Noodle came in like "dafuq" and shook her head, sitting down at the table and giggling at the hyperactive bass player.
Gosh, Mudz was in such a good mood that day.

At the interview, we were asked a whole lot of questions, and none haunted me more than my plans for Christmas.
"Well, Noodle says she's throwing a party, so I gotta be there to spike the punch bowl." Murdoc said.
I spoke up.
"Well, I'll admit somefink... I 'ave a crush on dis... Bloke... An'... I'm plannin' on confessin' to 'im on Christmas Eve..."
For a moment, Mudz looked a bit sad.
When we got back home, he went directly to his room.
"Hey Mu'doc, wanna 'ang out lata?" I called after him.
"...Yeah, sure..." He grumbled, slamming his door.
"So..." Noodle said, scaring the living shit out of me, "I take it the interview didn't go so well?"
I shrugged.
"I dunno, he seemed fine until I said I was gonna confess to my "crush" on Christmas Eve..."
Noodle's jaw dropped.
"He must have a crush on you, too, and think that you have a crush on someone else!" She said, doing that hand-flap thingy that girls do when they're excited.
(I don't get that! WHY DO GIRLS DO THAT?!!)

Later that day, Murdoc finally left the Bat Cave and I called him over to watch a movie with me...
I decided to change up my film experience, so no zombie films that night.
"What are you watching?" He asked.
"Frosty the Snowman." I replied with a smile.
I could've sworn Murdoc's cheeks had a hint of pink to them as he sat down. We made it to the part where the magician slammed the greenhouse door, locking Frosty inside.
"Nooooooooooo!" I groaned sadly, clutching Murdoc's arm, "Dat mean old magician con't melt Frosty! 'E juss con't!"
I started to cry when it showed Karen crying over Frosty.
"Oh no..." Murdoc said softly, hugging me, "It's okay, it's a kids cartoon so you know it'll have a happy ending..."
Gosh, he held me so tightly against his chest.
"A-And Professa Hinkle's gonna be put on da Nau'ey List?" I sniffed, looking up at Murdoc's smiling face.
"Yeah, Santa's gonna put him on the Naughty List, then Krampus can deal with him." He said, stroking my hair.
Frosty was finally brought back to life, making me squeal out of joy.
When the movie was over, I heard Russel come in.
" 'Ey y'all, supper's ready," He said, "Also, did y'all know Noodle's been stalkin' you since you came back from that interview?"
I nodded, but Murdoc shook his head...

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