L-O-V-E (2Doc)

December 5th:

(Just to clear some things up, Noodle is like a little sister to 2-D, and a daughter to Murdoc and Russel. She views Murdoc as a weird uncle that no one likes, but he still gets invited to family reunions and such.)

I woke up that morning with a migraine. Had to take four of my painkillers!
Breakfast was okay, not the best, just plain eggs and toast, but it was okay enough to digest.
After breakfast, I just sat in my room daydreaming.
My mind automatically went into the gutter with imagining what Murdoc's cock must look like when it's erect and how he would moan if I were to suck it.
"Toochie-Onii-Chan, Hello?!" Noodle's yelling interrupted my very pleasant daydream, as did her knocking (more like BANGING) on my door.
"Wot?" I asked.
"I asked what you wanted for Christmas- look, just let me in!"
I opened the door and was immediately tackled to the ground by my "little sis".
"What do you want for Chrimas?" She asked.
"Huh?" I asked.
"It's Chrismin." She said.
I got it and laughed.
"Merry Crisis!" I continued.
"Merry Chrysler." Murdoc added from the doorway.
"When did yew get 'ere?" I asked.
He shrugged.
"Just now." He said.
"Murdoc is setting up a music playlist for my Christmas party." Noodle said.
"Yeah, what do you think about Jingle Bell Rock?" He asked.
I thought for a moment.
"Hmm... I fink You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch would suit yew betta, yew ol' goff!" I teased, making Noodle giggle like a hysterical chipmunk on Nitrous Oxide.
Murdoc rolled his eyes.
"How about 2-D the Brain-Dead Wanker for you?" He shot back with his signature smirk.
"Oooooooh!" Noodle "ooh"ed, covering her mouth.
I smirked.
"Nah, I much prefer Mu'doc's an Asshole to that one."
Noodle fell back against my bed.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH SIKE! DAT'S DA WRONG NUMBA!!!" She cried, kicking her feet in the air.

Russel decided to come up and see what all the commotion was.
"Noodle what're you yelling about?" He asked, but took one look at the situation and facepalmed.
That's when Katsu walked in, meowing at me.
"Oi, I think she was really spinning quite a yarn to me yesterday, little chatterbox." Murdoc said.
"Wait..." Russel said, "Did you just..."
I laughed.
"Wow, that was PAWsome, Mudz!" I said.
Noodle started laughing.
"Eh, that was a good one, but I'm not really ready to bequeath my pun crown right MEOW."
Russel walked out.
"Wow... Guess Russ couldn't take all these puns." Noodle said.
"Yeah, maybe we should stop... Even though we're having so much PUN." Murdoc cracked.
Katsu took this opportunity to run off.
"Huh... Ah guess she's too good FUR us, Mudz!" I said.
Murdoc laughed.
"Wot?!" He cried, "Why? That was PURRfect!"
"LITTERally!" I laughed.
All of a sudden, Russel came back in with a garden hose and soaked me and Murdoc with it...
"OUTTA THIS HOUSE!!!" He shouted, talking about our puns, "OUTTA THIS HOUSE!!! THE POWER OF ACTUAL HUMOR COMPELLS YOU!!!"

😂 OMG I'M DYING FROM LAUGHTER!!!