L-O-V-E (2Doc)

December 17th:

I woke up that morning with a confident smile on my face.
I turned on some old music while I got ready, because why not?

Suddenly, a song called You're Just Too Good to be True came on and I couldn't help but dance along and mouth the lyrics.

I was wearing nothing but my briefs, but I didn't care because I thought my bedroom door was locked.

Halfway through the song, I was interrupted by Russel swinging the door open.
When he saw what I'd been doing, he just stared at me like "dafuq", and he slowly closed the door.

I was too embarrassed to keep dancing, so I switched to the next song, which just so happened to be Do You Really Want to Hurt Me by Culture Club.

I sang along, dancing my way to the bathroom like the singer did in the music video.

"Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry~?"
I heard someone else in the room singing along with me as the song ended.
I peeked out the bathroom door to see none other than Murdoc.
I covered my chest.
"Mudz, knock first!" I cried as he sat down on my bed.
He laughed and switched the song to Dress You Up by Madonna.
"You've got style,
That's what all the girls say...
Savvy sheets,
And luxury so fine...
All your suits
Are custom made in London...
But I've got something
That you'll really like~..." He sang. He honestly sounded like a hoarse David Bowie when he sang for serious, but man I loved it...
"Gonna dress you up with my love...
All over, all over...
Gonna dress you up with my love...
All over your body..." I sang the chorus, impressing Murdoc with my vocal range once again.

After I was dressed, my hair was brushed, and my face was free of any natural oil that would cause zits, I followed Mudz downstairs.

"So, I finished that playlist last night," He said, "Took me 'till midnight, but I wasn't about to piss Noodle off by slacking even more than I already have, wouldn't you agree, Love?"
I couldn't believe it... My crush called me "Love"! It made my heart palpitate as I clutched my chest and gasped for air.

"2-D?!" He cried, grabbing me so I wouldn't fall and leading me to sit down on the staircase, "Are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?"
I placed a hand on his chest.
"Ah'm fine, Mudz..." I said dreamily, sighing as I got back on my feet and hugged him.
"Whew, okay... Just don't scare me like that again..." He sighed.

When we got to the dining room, Noodle and Russel motioned for us to sit.

"Murdoc, this is an intervention." Russel said, "You need to stop leading 2-D on like this."
I was confused.
"Wot are you talking about?" Murdoc defended.
"We know you're using 2-D's semen to fulfill some weird sexual fantasy, so just stop!" Russel explained.
I gasped in surprise, staring at Murdoc.
"Wh-What?! R-Russ, d-d-don't say that! N-N-not in front of 2-D!" Murdoc cried, obviously panicking.
It was true then... I felt my heart break.
"I don't know why you're still hangin' with this douchbag, D!" Russel said, "He's vile, cruel, perverted, and he's a pathological liar!"
I frowned and gritted my teeth.
"Yeah?" I growled, "Well, at least 'e took time out of 'is day ta pay attention to me! 'E's the one who's been so friendly wif me all monf! Mu'doc has been such a lovely person all this time when he didn't have to be! Even if it is a lie and he is using me for some sort of weird sexual fantasy, Ah fink eht's a lot nica than bein' ignored!"
And with that, I took Murdoc by the hand and dragged him away from that conversation.
"Mudz..." I said once we were away from the negativity, "If yew really just wanna use met for my cum, I'll let yew do whateva yew want wif mey... Juss promise mey one fing..."
He looked hurt.
"What is it?" He asked.
"No more secrets..."
"I promise..." He said, running a finger through my hair, "But what about your crush?"
I sighed.
" 'E don't know I 'ave a crush on 'im yet, so I guess eht's okay..." I said, wrapping my arms 'round his neck.
He inhaled deeply before slowly leaning in and pressing his lips to mine...