You're Linked, I'm Linked, We're All Linked!

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"Fuuuuck." I muttered, flopping back on the couch.

Deidara looked at me with an irk mark. "Why did you react like that?!"

"Cause if you blow yourself up, I go kaboom, yeah!" I replied. He blinked, glancing at the floor in thought.

"Shit, un...."

"Yeah." I grumbled, crossing my arms.

"Then what does that mean for me?" Sophie whined. We looked at her in confusion before it dawned on me.

"You're fucked more than I am, bro." I smirked. She sent a glare at me while Deidara and Hidan still looked confused.

"What?"

"I thought you guys were smart." I deadpanned. They sent glares at me while Soph started to explain.

"Well, Mr. Immortal here has a habit of stabbing himself in fatal areas." She sighed.

Hidan paled while Deidara let out a low whistle.

"I agree, un. You're fucked, yeah." Deidara muttered, earning a glare from Soph and Hidan.

"Hm....I have an idea." I muttered. Everyone looked at me curiously.

I stuck my hand in Deidara's pocket, making them all stare at me in shock and for the blond to start blushing and sputtering.

"W-what're you doing, un?!"

"Knew you had one." I muttered, pulling out a kunai. He sent me a glare before his eyes widened as I cut the tip of my finger. "What-"

"Shuddup, blondie." I ordered, grabbing his hand. I nodded at his pointer finger which was bleeding like mine before cutting the tip of his middle finger.

I clenched my teeth in pain before looking at my middle finger to see it bleeding as well.

"Well that answers our linking situation....Hidan." The Jashinist looked at me as I threw the kunai. He caught the handle before easily slicing open the palm of his hand.

"You idiot! Don't do-" Soph cut herself off, staring at her palms which remained uninjured.

She looked over at the surprised Hidan, grabbing the kunai from his hand and cut the tip of her finger. We looked back over at Hidan and his finger was cut as well.

"That's not fucking fair!" Hidan grumbled while Soph smirked.

"Here." Soph said, throwing the kunai back to Deidara who caught it. He glanced over at me, smirking.

"Next time you want a kunai, try not to go in my pants, hmm." I stared at him blankly as Hidan and Soph snickered before I smirked as well.

"Don't worry, I will." He paused, furrowing his eyebrows. Probably trying to figure out if I said I would or wouldn't go in his pants again, so to speak.

"Rain!" Sophie suddenly squeaked and I looked at her in confusion. She pointed to my hand and I saw my blood about to drop on the rug.

"Fuck!" I looked around quickly for a towel but paused when my hand felt....Wet.

I looked over and my face flamed when I saw Deidara sucking on my fingers. He looked at me blankly while Hidan was smirking and Sophie's jaw had dropped.

"....I'm not gonna comment." I stated. Dei-Dei smirked and I winced.

"Don't bite me, yeah!" I growled.

He chuckled and I felt his tongue against my fingers, causing my face to flame again. Hidan glanced over at Sophie, smirking mischievously. She sent him a glare, sticking her finger in her own mouth.

"No."

He pouted but got up and went to the kitchen. He had the most blood flowing of all of us. I heard the sink running and looked at Deidara.

"You can stop now." He rose an eyebrow at me and my eye twitched. "Stop biting me!"

"You're blood's sweet, un." He commented, pulling my fingers out of his mouth. I felt my eye twitch again and I looked at him like he was an idiot.

"Thank you?" I grumbled, wiping his saliva off on my jeans. He chuckled as Hidan came back in the living room, rubbing the palm of his hand.

"You should bandage that." Sophie commented. Hidan looked at her in confusion.

"Why, bitch?"

"....so it doesn't get infected?" She said in a 'duh' type of tone.

"It's healed, dumbass." He said, showing her his palm. As he had said, it really was healed.

"How?!" Sophie gasped, grabbing his hand and pulling him over. Deidara and I exchanged a smirk at their position but didn't say a word.

Hidan was blushing, looking away. He no doubt had noticed their position. Sophie being Sophie didn't notice the fact as she closely observed his hand, the Jashinist was right in front of her. And considering she was sitting down her eye level was right with....That area.

"Soph?" I called.

"What?"

"Look forward for me please." Soph furrowed her eyebrows, looking up as Hidan sent me a glare. It took her a few moments of us staring at her like she was an idiot and her staring....there.

"Oh." She finally muttered, blinking fast. "Ew!"

She released Hidan's hand quickly, scooting away from him. Dei-dei and I burst out laughing as Hidan's eye twitched.

"You're so blind." I snickered.

"Fuck you!" She snapped.

As I went to respond, she glared at me. "Don't you dare say it."

I rolled my eyes, laying down on the couch with my legs in Deidara's lap. "Don't be so pissy, yeah."

She glared at me. "I'll kill you."

I looked towards Deidara's pocket then back at her. "I'm closer to a weapon."

"So?! I'll strangle you!" She growled, standing up.

Hidan held her back when I scoffed. She started cussing me out and I boredly flipped through TV channels.

"The Hulk's returned, yeah."

"Rain!!"

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Authors Note

....rawr

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