Have I Mentioned He's An Idiot?

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January 13, 2013

When I had woken up next to Hidan I was horrified. Plus, I wasn't too happy with Rain either. As soon as Hidan released me she was dead. She had better delete any kind of photos she had taken too, knowing her.

Anyways, I had somehow managed to fall back asleep, trying to keep my distance from Hidan. Even though it was kind of hard, considering he was nuzzled into my neck.

When I woke up, I squinted to look at the nearest clock and saw that it was one in the afternoon. I yawned and tried to look at my surroundings. Regretfully, I had managed to cuddle against Hidan again while I was asleep.

"Goddamnit!" I hissed.

When I looked at the rest of the room I saw Rain sprawled out on the floor with Deidara on her chest. I would have thought that it was cute, if I wasn't so pissed at her.

I felt Hidan shift a little, nuzzling deeper into my neck. I twitched, trying my best not to squeak. I was very ticklish and my neck was one of my weakest spots, his breathing wasn't helping whatsoever. I squirmed a bit but that only made him hold me closer.

"Let go of me, stupid!" I whispered to myself.

He grumbled something in his sleep, then loosened his grip on me. Voices rejoiced in my head as I slowly weaved my way out of his arms. It was a move worthy of Mission: Impossible, if I do say so myself.

I sighed to myself as I watched Hidan cuddle into the pillow I was laying on. After shaking my head I walked to the kitchen and decided to make some cinnamon toast. As soon as I put the toast in the toaster a black truck caught my eye as it pulled up in front of the house.

Rain's dad was home.

Forgetting the toast, I bolted to Rain's room, slamming the door shut in the process.

Somehow, Rain didn't wake up from me slamming the door so I scurried over to her and grabbed Deidara.

"What are you doing, un?!" he asked sleepily, also sounding a bit agitated.

"Shut up!" I hissed as I heard the front door open. "Her dad is home!"

He nodded frantically as I rushed over to Hidan, shaking him awake. "Wake up!" I whispered desperately. I had put Deidara down by now and he tried to help me wake him up.

I started to hear her dads foot steps so I flung the covers over Hidan's head (who was still fast asleep) and dived under the bed with Deidara in tote.

The footsteps came to a stop in front of Rain's door as it slowly slid open. When her dad looked at the bed and then Rain on the floor he shook his head and shut the door, while his footsteps faded into his own room.

I let out a breath of relief and crawled out from under the bed.

"That was close, yeah." Deidara sighed while I nodded.

"We need to wake him up though." I said, jerking my head to Hidan. "Just in case her dad comes in again."

He nodded as I tiptoed to the bed with him floating behind me.

"Hidan!" I whispered. He mumbled something but didn't budge.

"Sorry I have to do this but..." And with that I brought my hand back and then slapped him square in the face.

"Gah! You mother-"

I slammed my hand over his mouth while using my other hand to put a finger over my lips to tell him to be quiet.

"Her dad's home, un!" Deidara whispered while I nodded vigorously.

Hidan rolled his eyes while squeezing his eyes shut, turning back into chibi size.

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